I’m not a woman, but I will admit that giving me cheese gets you my full attention, if not outright devotion.
Steam the what? STEAM THE WHAT?!
Steam the hams, obviously.
Does it have to be name brand rue, or can I use the generic store brand?
What happens when you get her to your room and she says “Is that my shoe?”
If she doesn’t want him I’ll take him, cheese is one of the ways to my heart.
He’s got the right idea honestly.
Cheese is expensive af. And tasty!
Add jam or dulce de leche and the combo becomes a thing of dreams 🤤
Legendary lineup i just got
He’s a keeper!
Damn thats not a cheap wheel of cheese. Date #2 on the table… next to the cheese
Yeah flowers can be like 8-30€. That wheel of cheese is worth a whole fortune. A kg of really cheap cheese already goes for like 10€/kg.
I’m a guy, and I generally go commando, but lemme tell you, panties would materialize on me just so they could drop
I plant the potatoes and wait until they flower out of spite.
(well, more accurately, because I have a small farm, but still some spite).
He can afford to feed her. Clearly a catch.
…people always like to forget, how much in love relies on instinct.
Back in the days when men used to try to charm me with flowers, I remained polite & grateful on the surface but LIVID on the inside because
If he really loved me he’d think about what things I actually need/want, and spend that precious money on something useful & thoughtful. Flowers are so ridiculously EXPENSIVE & USELESS then they DIE, so men who buy flowers are either wealthy & stupid, or poor & stupid. Financially irresponsible.
They smell nice. And they look nice. For a week
They were dead the moment they were plucked from the soil.
True, but you can zombify them with some water
I agree, but on a small technicality that i would still love plants. If its not meant to die and be wasteful, i will cherish it. But no one really means that when they say flowers as a gift.
I’d carve out an exception for responsibly gathered flowers.
Yes perhaps but the only way to legally responsibly gather flowers is if the flower giver has their own garden on their own property. Very rare scenario nowadays.
Well, i do have a pretty nice balcony selection. That said, though, i don’t think anyone would care about me pulling some tansies, lupins, daisies, or poppies from a vacant lot. You could do a lot just with grasses too.
Edit: ooh, i forgot clover flowers. Amazingly pretty. Dandelions are lovely too.
Edit 2: just saw a big cluster of forget-me-nots
If a romantic suitor handed me a bouquet of weeds, how do you think that would affect my perception of him? Again I say if he urgently wants to give me something to show his love for me, he will evaluate my life & my needs & gift me something I actually want & need. THAT is what wins a girl’s heart. Not dead plants.
I think in my case, if you judged a gift of hand-selected wildflowers as a bouquet of weeds, I think we both would have established each other’s bona fides and we’d be done, so that’s kind of a win-win there. :)
Yeah I am going with the person who likes potatoes
Well, this would def be appreciated by me (oh fuck, this is goin to be fire with pasta and also costs a lot) and my instincts (oh damn, this guy has food)
Bro have you seen the price of cheese these days ? I almost felt like crying in front of the pitiful slice of comté costing 38€/kg in the store’s fridge yesterday.
(Though this screenshot is a few years older than the inflation spike)
What kind of cheese though?
IIRC it’s like 20.liters of milk for each kg of cured cheese, give or take. So 250 liters of milk for that gift.
