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m_‮f ( m_f@discuss.online ) M to Cyanide & Happiness@discuss.onlineEnglish · 3 months ago

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  • ParlimentOfDoom ( ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip ) 
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    I mean…
    Have you read the Bible?

    Yahweh’s actions match domestic abusers exactly.

  • hemko ( hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    George Carlin?

    • /home/pineapplelover ( pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      Doesn’t he also punch down?

      • hemko ( hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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        Yeah I guess he kinda punched to any direction that annoyed him that day lol

        But the “God is a cunt” sounds just what he would have said

  • LurkingLuddite ( LurkingLuddite@piefed.social ) Banned
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    OK but where’s the punchline? God is a cunt in most Bible stories…

    • VitoRobles ( VitoRobles@lemmy.today ) 
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      Ricky Gervais, back when he was more tolerable to the average person, did a lot of jokes like this.

      I can’t think of any to be honest, because I never really saw his jokes as “jokes”.

      • Beehaw_Girl ( Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org ) 
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        Ricky only speaks truth. Scathing, uncomfortable truth.

        • LurkingLuddite ( LurkingLuddite@piefed.social ) Banned
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          lol I hate religious goons, and even I know you’re just being a dumbass troll.

      • LurkingLuddite ( LurkingLuddite@piefed.social ) Banned
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        Genuinely ditto. His humor has sadly started at and remained “dumbass rebellious teenager” levels of understanding of the world, and it’s just … sad to see how far he’s made it on fumes…

  • UnspecificGravity ( UnspecificGravity@piefed.social ) 
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    I laughed.

  • galoisghost ( galoisghost@aussie.zone ) 
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    And?

  • Fingolfin ( Fingolfin@fedinsfw.app ) 
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    Jim Jefferies has the same one: God is drunk at a party

  • Hupf ( Hupf@feddit.org ) 
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    Groove Coverage (2002)

  • jdr ( jdr@lemmy.ml ) 
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    But there’s nothing lower than a comedian

    • VitoRobles ( VitoRobles@lemmy.today ) 
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      Explain? Not understanding what you mean here.

      • jdr ( jdr@lemmy.ml ) 
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        I mean, how can we punch down when we’re already at the bottom?

        • ILikeBoobies ( ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ) 
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          It could be worse.

          You could be a comedian with a political podcast.

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