The Two Towers
Missed opportunity not placing Mount Doom on the Yellowstone supervolcano.
It’s pretty close to the Cascades though, so not too bad
How can we start a movement to rename the USA as the United States of Mordor?
They do fracking in Canada though…
How do you completely miss the point of this?
Sorry, I meant to say “haha Trump is stupid”
Lib bait
Nice! Now, where is the Shire?
Seeing as how the Shire is decently northwest of Mordor this would likely put it squarely in Russia. Of course an .ml post would be so tankie as to call Russia as warm and pleasant as the Shire.
But How tf did Grima become president?
Trump is no Grima Wormtongue!
More of a dark, twisted version of Pippin that never took his hand off the palantir.
I was about to say Denethor, but that would be unfair to Boromir and Faramir.
