Tell my spouse that’s not what needs to be blown.

Double down

Let it cool off before asking it to return the favor

If it still drives limp it to my mechanic, if it doesn’t remove/scratch off the vin plates and etchings and set it on fire and report it stolen.

I visit a certain vacuum cleaner shop in Albuquerque with a suitcase full of cash.

Mea culpa.

Because I’m not an asshole.

Burn it all, to the fucking ground.

Then I would need to see you alone. Cancel all operations and tell your friends to cool it

Spam the same comment over and over then abandon the account

Tell him that we need to get back to work.

Cry