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pmjv ( pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org )  to Funhole@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 days ago

my girlfriend

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my girlfriend

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pmjv ( pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org )  to Funhole@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 days ago
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  • Dr. Wesker ( wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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    9 days ago

    I tried to wolf whistle at her but it came out as a dial-up handshake sound

    • pmjv ( pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org ) OP
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      Disgusting!

  • TheShamMirrors ( TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today ) 
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    Awoooooga 👁️👄👁️

    • pmjv ( pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org ) OP
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      👁️👄👁️

  • pmk ( pmk@piefed.ca ) 
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    10 days ago

    My AI girlfriend is called Ed1th, but she’s not very talkative, and sometimes only has that “?” look.

    • eleijeep ( eleijeep@piefed.social ) 
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      Ed1th is the standard UNIX girlfriend. Have you tried saying H to her? She might tell you what’s up.

      • jdr ( jdr@lemmy.ml ) 
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        $ man ed1th
        No man can tame ed1th
        
    • pmjv ( pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org ) OP
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      That sounds pretty hot.

  • qrstuv ( qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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    Thank you for creating companion content!

    • pmjv ( pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org ) OP
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      Thanks for engaging!

  • sem ( sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ) 
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    New phone who dis

  • Ceruleum ( Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ) 
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    Oh no! Sephora is on the boycot list!

    • pmjv ( pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org ) OP
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      NO!

  • mbp ( mbp@slrpnk.net ) 
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    Congrats! She’s a keeper nudge

  • albion my way ( albi@f.cz ) 
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    @pmjv
    so hot - prolly needs more water for cooling

  • jdr ( jdr@lemmy.ml ) 
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    What’s that weird face tattoo?

    • pmjv ( pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org ) OP
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      That’s her other boyfriend’s branding.

      • jdr ( jdr@lemmy.ml ) 
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        Cool, I was worried it was a butthole or a gang thing

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