A buddy recounted how his smartwatch would tally high step counts on evenings he was home alone…
In the first year of dating my spouse, they took off their pants and I got a nosebleed. It HAD to be a coincidence because that’s never happened to me before AND I had seen their magnificent bod many times before that… it felt very gay anime moment.
Your sinuses are lined with erectile tissue thats triggered by the same chemical flood as triggers penile engorgement, so its genuinely possible they are related, if you had some sort of thinned skin or abrasion or something up there that got… changed, i guess? Moved or filled with blood under pressure causing leakage or whatever.
Nah, believe in the magic. Arousal increases blood pressure, which increases the risk of nose bleeds, and sure there were probably other factors but the point is there’s ALWAYS other factors so it was definitely the situation and no one can prove otherwise
This, but in a high-stakes international undercover spy setting.
his fitbit was his wingman
My Garmin complained about this all the time. When it constantly beeped in class one day, I just turned it off.
“and no I didn’t go to any PANSY DOCTOR about it. First it says I’m too fast, then I’m too slow, what even does arrhythmia mean???”
Eh, I’ll probably die of some legal drug addiction anyway.
