Don’t know how to continue.
Shaved by the Vault Underground
a parody of
Hurt by Nine Inch Nails
i shaved myself today
to see my face is real
i focus on the face
deep horror i now feel
the blade’s dripping red
the old familiar sting
try keep a steady hand
but MABL i exceed
what have i become
my scabby friend
every drop i’ve got
down the drain anyway
Don’t shave yourself
I won’t, because if I did it would have been a bloodbasin (like a bloodbath, but in the faucet’s basin).
Is your facial air made of blood?
I just don’t like cutting myself, so I use an electric buzzcutter. You know, Space Monkey.
Don’t cut yourself pls :(
Don’t worry. I only use a buzzcutting machine for a close-enough-but-not-really shave.
ok good, self harm is bad
Cutting yourself looks suicidal but it isn’t suicidal suicidal behaviour. It’s a sort of a safer option to committing suicide suicide.
that’s still bad
Psychobitches can’t be picky.
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Be careful with that face handle with care!
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Sorry! I don’t know the left from my right!
I have a mnemonic for you. Most people are right-handed, so “right” the right direction. If you are one of the few left-handed people, remember that the world’s isn’t fair and what’s right for you isn’t right. If you happen to be one of the even fewer ambidextrous people, sorry, but you’re outta luck.
Ah! Now I understand why people said “thats not right!” When I showed them my kitten-cannon 2000. That day I painted very many places in kitten-red!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Its all a matter of technique!
I’ve never blocked anyone in Funhole before.
And you could ha[Fe] it all! My liquid red…
Was I your first?
Oh, no, it was just a statement.
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?! 😬
