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SalaciousBCrumb ( SalaciousBCrumb@lemy.lol )  to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day ago

New York Sharks

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New York Sharks

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SalaciousBCrumb ( SalaciousBCrumb@lemy.lol )  to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day ago
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  • lemmysmash ( lemmysmash@beehaw.org ) 
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    suck, dick

  • tae glas [siad/iad] ( tae_glas@slrpnk.net ) 
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    that’s already happened, due to nefarious gene-slamming 😔

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Sharks

    • scrodumb ( scrodumb@lemmy.ca ) 
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      I have a Riptor tattoo.

  • corsicanguppy ( corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Wait. It’s rare to even See a shark out there? I thought they were like polar bears in that

    • they already know you’re there
    • they can smell you 20 miles out
    • if you even could be tasty, they’re coming to see
    • they can stalk, hunt, kill, and eat you in like 8 minutes
    • there’s a shitload around Churchill

    No? If I go snorkeling, I probably won’t even see one?

    Now, Humboldt squid, though, scare the absolute fuck out of me. Like, I think I couldlearn to do the shark redirect action. Polar Bear I just look around and also don’t go to Churchill unless I wanna see them - basically, just respect their space. Humboldts have been spotted from Nayarit to Nome, 05-1000ft, and there’s no reasoning with those evil bastard packs, so nope.

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