I feel bad for people not writing essays. What do you do for fun?
I went to the torture museum in Chicago and saw this device. Having seen the replica up close, I’d take the essay.
Yeah, I just read up on it. Now I’m feeling sick. I’ll take the essay any day.
Yeah that device is absolutely fucking gnarly and evil
Seriously, the depravity of medieval torture and/or execution devices is astounding. It shows in nö uncertain terms what humans are capable of doing.
this just looks like a good back stretch in a hot sauna
I always preferred essays to multiple guess tests. Sometimes, you can bullshit your way through to an A.
Im really bad at bullshitting tho
Why know things when you can just sound like you know things?
You do have to know things, but you don’t always have to interpret the questions as intended by the test writer.
That really depends on the essay topic and the teacher… it’s often a guessing game about what arguments and conclusion the teacher considers valid. Really depends on the teacher and how far off the mainstream your arguments and conclusions are, though.
Why are the arms so short, already?
He used to be shorter





