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Sonnenblume ( e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 days ago

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Sonnenblume ( e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 days ago
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  • AVincentInSpace ( AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ) 
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    I absolutely lost it at “dual garbage collectors”

  • Australis13 ( Australis13@fedia.io ) 
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    I love the idea that somebody at NIST is in charge of collating a Standard Minions Meme Collection.

    • hperrin ( hperrin@lemmy.ca ) 
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      You know it would be some suburban moms.

  • I Cast Fist ( ICastFist@programming.dev ) 
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    I want that thing to never do a captcha again, please

    • OwOarchist ( OwOarchist@pawb.social ) 
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      With catptchas becoming more and more common as sites try to stop AI crawlers, I suspect that’s going to become a real thing…

      A real thing that irrevocably identifies you online, with absolutely no anonymity, and costs $9.95 per month, and only works on Cloudfare captchas.

      • boonhet ( boonhet@lemmy.zip ) 
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        Actually an iPhone is a bit more than $9.95 a month https://support.apple.com/en-gb/guide/iphone/iph4f43a30c9/ios

    • 73QjabParc34Vebq ( 73QjabParc34Vebq@piefed.blahaj.zone ) 
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      The day is getting close, as long as the site uses rePrompt and you sign in to Google, on a Google browser, on a Google certified Android device with proprietary Google services. Otherwise maximum intruptions for you.

  • skujcici7755 ( skujcici7755@lemmy.zip ) 
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    Damn do you need 64gb of sweet DDR5 to run this

    • cmnybo ( cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      No, it requires at least 256 GB of unified memory to run its AI.

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        Instructions clear. 8x32GB DDR5 purchased. Now what?

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          • skujcici7755 ( skujcici7755@lemmy.zip ) 
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            Want 256gb to run Chrome lol

  • mack ( mack@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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    Just install another ram bank of 64gb, that’ll do

  • rumschlumpel ( rumschlumpel@feddit.org ) 
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    It’s gonna need lots of RAM and then cost a fortune…

    • Sonnenblume ( e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de ) OP
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      Don’t worry we offer financing options at very fair rates which also include a discount for the first year of the mandatory ad-supported subscription required to use the card.

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    Removed by mod

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