Depends, can I kill them afterwards?
…the russians or the disney characters?
It doesn’t matter.
I’m gonna say yes.
That’s considered uh rape isn’t it?
Correct. But that’s not the question exactly.
If I don’t, what are the Russians threatening to do? You say Disney character, are we talking just a cardboard cutout, a human in a Disneyland costume, or the character as if it existed in real life? If it’s the latter, has it been previously determined they have sentience and personhood? Do they even have orifices?
Thank you for taking this thought experiment seriously.
Let me first address the “character question”. This scenario works with the Who Framed Roger Rabbit logic for 2D characters interacting with our world. However, they are not actors who play their characters (like in the movie), they are exactly what they are in the Disney shows, movies, etc. 3D characters and live-action I think are self-explanatory. They are all sentient and have orifices.
The Russians are threatening to nuke Belgium if you don’t do it.
I’d choose Genie and then tell him my first wish is for him to enjoy it.
Hella nice. Thanks.
I choose Belgium
Sure thing! Thanks for answering!
Yes but if you’re being coerced as well, are you as guilty as a hitman, or are you also being raped?
idk but in this situation I am being given some contextual choices over the matter, so the best move is probably to try to avoid a rape scenario through loophole
This would be a good time to remind everyone that the Sarlacc is technically a Disney character.
In its belly, you will find a new definition of pain and pleasure, as you are slowly tentacle monster-ed over a thousand years
Is that your answer?
Мое право не отвечать защищено международным правом.
не ешь желтый снег
@cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com wasn’t able to post a comment here himself, so he sent me a message for me to relay to you about his disgusting and shameful fantasies!
??? Complaining about a post that asks for you suggest a character to rape seems pretty normal to me.
Note also that this is unflaired nsfw
Thanks for engaging. That’s disgusting. Some people’s minds are just dark.
Just for posterity, my answer would be to use karate to beat the russians, take their guns, and free all the disney characters.
This is confusing. What are we supposed to admit to? That we’re Russian? Rapists? Are you the FBI?
Admit it
It’s a brutal thought experiment, isn’t it?
I want you to be prepared.
Why does it need to be against their will?
Anyway, it’s Robin Hood.
Because the Russians are evil. The fox one, or russel crowe?
The fox one. I don’t think Russel Crowe’s has anything to do with Disney.
His dad was in the army, I think.
Fantasia brooms is probably the least nightmarish
That’s… debatable! Thanks for your answer!
Jabba the Hut
Nice!
Thanks for engaging…
Goofy
Poor doggo :(
My brain said “good lord! that’s horrible!” and I started laughing. I am still smiling writing these words. I will not answer. There are no good answers. It is a horrible choice whichever one I choose, so I shan’t! (But you already know which one…)
Pretty good answer. Refusing to play is often considered one of the best choices!
wow
Instructions unclear: Russians dressed up as disney characters wearing chastity belts.
Powerful solution!
Thank you for creating challenging content!
You’re welcome!
Whichever one is the most evil female character in the Disneyverse.
