@pmjv
Any panda I may have already killed, deserved it.Thank you for creating content! But I’ve got a lot of other commitments right now that are going to have to take priority!
Please?
Pandas are not real but bear cats on the other hand
Ok but if they’re not real then you should have no trouble taking the pledge!
I only pledge to the bear cats
You have a womb?
Nope
you can’t bear cats then
But I can bear arms!
hm.
hmmm don’t think I will
why :(
This is why I got a digital panda! https://therealinfowars.com/panda/
Take the pledge with me then?
What if the panda deserves it?
It cannot deserve it because it’s not sentient, and cannot thus be responsible for any wrongdoing.
That sounds like something a panda would say.
idk seems like a big commitment
pls…
hmm maybe for a little bit…
You can’t never kill another panda again just a little bit :(
Not with that attitude!
well, okay…
@pmjv
is this propapanda?Technically yes, but it’s for a good cause!
What if the Panda is anti semitic?
Panda is Hamas
Why would the Panda be antisemitic??
Why would anyone?
People like different things!
But pandas are not people. Will you take the pledge with me?
Do you want me to tell the truth or lie to you?
About what?
The pandas
well, if i ask you to lie then i will know that you’re lying.
Considering I’m not a panda… this implies I have already killed one. What?
yes, so let’s take the pledge and not do it again!
I’ve heard that before.
Take the pledge with me pls?
red pandas?
If you want.
When was the last time panda was killed?
by me or in general?
Both
As long as you add a self defense exception, I can promise I won’t directly kill any pandas in the future.
How can I not kill a panda?
With a gun, ax, your hands… a missile… a car? There’s a lot of way you can not kill a panda. Take the pledge pls?
Can I dress them up as a Disney character?
hmmmmmm. firstly, i guess, but secondly, surely there’s a real disney panda somewhere in the disney universe
