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cm0002 ( cm0002@lemy.lol )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 22 days ago

Threadizens! I give you ✨THE WINDOWS STACK✨

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Threadizens! I give you ✨THE WINDOWS STACK✨

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cm0002 ( cm0002@lemy.lol )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 22 days ago
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  • CameronDev ( CameronDev@programming.dev ) 
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    I’m pretty sure notepad.exe is actually below the kernel. Its load bearing.

    • Infernal_pizza ( Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      I can confirm it’s not. One cool feature Windows does have is Windows sandbox, which lets you instantly start a blank Windows VM with no persistence. I was playing around with it yesterday and discovered it doesn’t include notepad in the guest OS!

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        I’ll bet the hypervisor for that VM is notepad based /j

    • DeadDigger ( DeadDigger@lemmy.zip ) 
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      Notepad++ is in my opinion. It just should be at the side in mid air supporting a big lever under cmd

  • wings ( wings@lemmy.rimfaxe.net ) 
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    • SayCyberOnceMore ( Cyber@feddit.uk ) 
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      16 days ago

      Obligatory XKCD:

    • Kairos ( LodeMike@lemmy.today ) 
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      Literally everything you do is going to spike CPU usage it’s called having an efficient CPU that can idle for microseconds.

    • ArsonButCute (She/Her) ( ArsonButCute@programming.dev ) 
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      Didn’t they fix that in a more recent build? I could’ve sworn I’d read that it was rebuilt in… Not react

  • Ricky Rigatoni ( RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ) 
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    And ya’ll bitch about systemd 🫤

    • softwarist ( softwarist@programming.dev ) 
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      To be fair, systemd is like the Windows 11 of Linux software.

      • Ricky Rigatoni ( RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ) 
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        Hardly. It does what it needs to then a bit too much more but in my experience all the pieces at least fit together and I’ve never had any instability from systemd.

  • Sundray ( sundray@lemmus.org ) 
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    It’s horrifying, but I can’t look away…

  • flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc) ( flamingos@feddit.uk ) 
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    File explorer should be way bigger.

    • OwOarchist ( OwOarchist@pawb.social ) BannedBanned
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      And with spiderwebs of connecting lines tying it to pretty much every block both above and below it.

  • mHtt ( mHtt@lemmy.ca ) 
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    missing level 0 = electricity.

  • Sina ( Sina@beehaw.org ) 
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    21 days ago

    Wait, is the current start menu thing really edge webview??

    • Ghoelian ( Ghoelian@piefed.social ) 
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      It isnt, but it is a react native component, so it is running a JavaScript runtime

  • abbadon420 ( abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ) 
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    I miss taskmanager. Should be right on top win32

  • MonkderVierte ( MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ) 
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    About cmd: if you trace back things like right-click > print, it’s usually a switcheroo between 7 registry keys and 5 directories that ends in some.dll /arg.

    • heartSagan5 ( heartSagan5@lemmy.zip ) 
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      Yeah, Context Menus just work like that.

  • Mwa ( Mwa@thelemmy.club ) 
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    Part 2: ReactOS stack

  • notquitenothing ( notquitenothing@sh.itjust.works ) 
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    21 days ago

    I love these type of memes XD

  • chraebsli ( chraebsli@programming.dev ) 
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    *1400 patches in one month

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