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cm0002 ( cm0002@no.lastname.nz )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 days ago

Regulated Access Memory

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Regulated Access Memory

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cm0002 ( cm0002@no.lastname.nz )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 days ago
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  • Digit ( Digit@lemmy.today ) 
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    “All your RAM belong to us.” – Slop Bros.

  • Ech ( ech@lemmy.ca ) 
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    And the reason is people making slop like this meme without a second thought.

    • ryannathans ( ryannathans@aussie.zone ) 
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      Slop memes are not even a drop in the bucket

      • Ech ( ech@lemmy.ca ) 
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        I didn’t say slop memes, and personal use definitely influences their success, otherwise they wouldn’t bother with it.

  • Kairos ( LodeMike@lemmy.today ) 
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    Slop

  • Ooops ( Ooops@feddit.org ) 
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    I actually find it interesting to see that they seem to have skipped the whole “everyone needs an AI subscription for their everyday tasks”-phase and went straight for “technology isn’t for the serfs” angle.

    Guess that happens when a case of collective insanity proves that you don’t need any working business model to get rich, just enough idiots to pump an endless bubble.

  • onlinepersona ( onlinepersona@programming.dev ) 
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    He’s grasping at straws to try and prevent the AI bubble popping.

  • FoxAlive ( FoxAlive@lemmy.zip ) 
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    Gonna sell my extra ram to China out of spite.

  • Allero ( Allero@lemmy.today ) 
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    Good, I just bought 32gb of RAM yesterday. Sorry, Sam!

    • tazeycrazy ( tazeycrazy@feddit.uk ) 
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      Big spender over here!

      • Allero ( Allero@lemmy.today ) 
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        😎

    • Annoyed_🦀  ( psx_crab@lemmy.zip ) 
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      How’s the park bench after you’ve spend 2 million dollar on a 32gb ram?

      • Allero ( Allero@lemmy.today ) 
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        Lol, I bought used DDR4 SODIMM for $190

        It’s still perfectly good! In fact, some folks go as far as making DDR3 systems nowadays.

        • Annoyed_🦀  ( psx_crab@lemmy.zip ) 
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          Nice, i bought 16gb ddr3 ram for my old pc and it’s like a fraction of the price. Still play modern game pretty okay.

    • mamg22 ( mamg22@sh.itjust.works ) 
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      How do you feel having one less kidney?

      • Allero ( Allero@lemmy.today ) 
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        So far so good, I have a second!

    • Imgonnatrythis ( Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ) 
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      Comrad, that RAM is meant for the greater good. Drop it off at your local data center. If you don’t have a local data center, wait a week or two.

  • DataCrime ( DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Time to pry off the 1MB BIOS chip and sell it.

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