Stop showing your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to "trans joy” or “voting titties” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop showing your phone on the fucking train.

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Finally looked nice tits!

I’m in the US and this is my most common L.

I’m in berlin