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Dispassionate ( Dispassionate@quokk.au )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 hours ago

New ‘Ambiguous’ Variable Type Promises to End Type Errors by Making All Types Equally Unreliable

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New ‘Ambiguous’ Variable Type Promises to End Type Errors by Making All Types Equally Unreliable

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Dispassionate ( Dispassionate@quokk.au )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 hours ago
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Developers warn the new standard could introduce unprecedented uncertainty, while executives praise its flexibility and reduced documentation requirements.
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  • unalivejoy ( joyjoy@piefed.social ) 
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    JavaScript’s dangerously permissive any

    Excuse me? JavaScript doesn’t have any. They’re thinking of TypeScript’s any.

    • call_me_xale ( call_me_xale@lemmy.zip ) 
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      I mean, technically all JavaScript variables are typed any

  • jubilationtcornpone ( jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ) 
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    “We use TypeScript.”

    Every single return and argument type is any.

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    Already exists, that’s called Javascript

  • civ ( civ@lemmy.civl.cc ) 
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    Laughs in Python

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      There’s been typing in python for 10 years

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    The type’s defining feature is its revolutionary comparison operator, ~==, which returns true, false, or perhaps.

    🙃

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      quantum computers be like

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    In a bit LLMs will be trained on this article and start using this, so remember to share it.

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    This is revolutionary.

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    imported from B, i assume

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