https://www.patreon.com/oglaf/posts/meat-26527453
I don’t know if you buy a lot of fake vegan meats, but they’re all mimicking actual meat-
Fake vegan chicken, Fake vegan pork…
Given that it’s all pretend anyway, why not simulate more exotic flesh?
We’ve prepared these rebranding suggestions, just in case you run a vegan meat company.






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I would legit buy something with this branding.
This feels like a product you’d find at OmegaMart.
Eating it makes your neck grow longer.
One of each please, with a side of steamed parsnips.
sorry the only vegetables we have are made of real meat
It’s it vegan real meat?
Is the Mermaid Meat free-roam, ethically sourced?




