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cm0002 ( cm0002@literature.cafe )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 16 hours ago

NPM driven development

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NPM driven development

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cm0002 ( cm0002@literature.cafe )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 16 hours ago
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  • Sandbox ( Sandbox@lemmy.zip ) 
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    6 hours ago

    Coding noob here. What am I looking at? I want to laugh too. :(

    • 42yeah ( 42yeah@eviltoast.org ) 
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      npm, or node js by extension, is famous (infamous?) for having a library for however simple something is to implement. For example a whole library to trim spaces of a string, but only for the left side. Here the joke takes it to the extreme and even import numbers, if conditions, etc., features that are already available in the core language, from external npm libraries, and use that to write a code snippet.

    • Tartas1995 ( Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      Bad JavaScript Code to make fun of npm.

      But it is just bad code and consequently it weakens the critic that npm deserves.

    • aldhissla ( aldhissla@beehaw.org ) 
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      Everything is from an imported library

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    condition() is undefined, should be ifCondition()

  • gegil ( gegil@sopuli.xyz ) 
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    There wouldnt be a ram crisis if nobody needed a 32 gigs of ram in their pc just to run a “hello world” web app.

  • [object Object] ( panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ) 
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    And thus, js becomes lisp.

  • Sanctus ( Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ) 
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    Yeah I write clean readable code, how could you tell?

  • flango ( flango@lemmy.eco.br ) 
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    standard Javascript experience

    • Tartas1995 ( Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      Only if you write bad js.

  • Marmotte ( Jakylla@jlai.lu ) 
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    Satan is taking notes…

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