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Like A Duck ( likeaduck@programming.dev )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 years ago

Creating a password in 2023 be like

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Creating a password in 2023 be like

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Like A Duck ( likeaduck@programming.dev )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 years ago
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  • Ikkou ( Ikkou@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Try this simple and fun game to practice your password creation skills :^) https://neal.fun/password-game/

    • computertoucher5000 ( computertoucher5000@programming.dev ) 
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      Convince me this isn’t just training someone’s pet algorithm the same way we’ve all been trained to accept training the CAPTCHAs.

      WAKE UP COMPILERS (It is a fun game though)

  • roofuskit ( roofuskit@kbin.social ) 
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    Nothing enrages me more than a password character limit. Thank you for making sure my password is LESS secure with your idiotic requirements based on security recommendations that are at least a decade old.

  • apotheotic (she/her) ( apotheotic@beehaw.org ) 
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    Creating a password is as easy as clicking generate in my password manager - y’all should use one too

    • malloc ( malloc@programming.dev ) 
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      This is the only way. Except some services don’t even accept those randomly generated ones. Only a slight inconvenience to add whatever special character they want or to trim the length.

      • FinancesDrone98 ( FinancesDrone98@programming.dev ) 
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        Inconvenience? More like incompetence… they should let me use æøéüôñ🍕&/ in my passphrase

  • selawdivad ( selawdivad@lemm.ee ) 
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    I just use the KeePassXC password generator. :)

  • KaeruCT ( KaeruCT@programming.dev ) 
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    My bank requires your password to contain NO vowels. I always forget when I update the password (forced to every 3 months) and the error never mentions it.

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    obligatory XKCD

    xkcd

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    deleted by creator

    • ono ( ono@lemmy.ca ) 
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      Probably some sort of entropy approximation.

      That’s exactly what it is, and that is the correct way to do it.

      All those ridiculous letter/case/symbol/number rules come from guidelines written by Bill Burr for NIST 20 years ago. He has since stated that he regrets them, and NIST has abandoned them. Because they’re actually counterproductive to security.

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        NIST has abandoned them

        Would that my IT department had gotten the memo. They think NIST is god-tier, even when our own CS department is like… yeah, no. And personally, having worked with NIST researchers in fields that aren’t IT policy, I wonder how good their IT policy docs really are. The whole organization is bureaucracy getting in the way of good science and common sense.

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  • malloc ( malloc@programming.dev ) 
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    Reminds me of “The Password Game” 😂

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