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Elbullazul ( Elbullazul@lem.elbullazul.com )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

First thing the new hire did before quitting

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First thing the new hire did before quitting

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Elbullazul ( Elbullazul@lem.elbullazul.com )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • devien ( devien@feddit.de ) 
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    So we try to populate this community with the same 10 jokes? Kinda hoped we would get some new stuff on here

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      It’s called programmer humor for a reason: we’re just using established libraries instead of inventing a bicycle from scratch.

      • Rentlar ( Rentlar@beehaw.org ) 
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        a shitty script for you.

        import repost.js as r

        while true do

        if r.lastpost() > 24h then

        r.postmeme()

        endif

        done

      • NightoftheLemmy ( lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works ) 
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        Noice :D

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      If it’s anything like the subreddit was, it’ll go through multi-year cycles where it alternates back and forth between funny original jokes and reposting the same thing every week.

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      deleted by creator

  • asexualchangeling ( asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml ) Banned
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    deleted by creator

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    deleted by creator

  • Spitfire ( Spitfire@pawb.social ) 
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    Sometimes, you’ve gotta fix it yourself

    I can only wonder what sort of bug drove them that far.

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      As an interviewer, I would find the dedication to solving that itch intriguing.

  • FiskFisk33 ( FiskFisk33@lemmy.world ) 
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    hahah I wish I had that financial stability

  • Sean Tilley ( deadsuperhero@lemmy.ml ) 
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    This reminds me of the story of that guy who joined Twitter just to fix an annoying login bug. He submitted his resignation just after the fix got merged in.

    • Kris ( Kris@lemmy.world ) 
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      Another dude bought twitter just to fire everyone.

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    The bug fix: sudo rm -rf /

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