At this point in history, I think we’re counting down the days to the closure of satirical news sites like The Onion and Babylon Bee because real news is too crazy that it all sounds like a satirical news article.
No joke! How do you write something more wild than this while still sounding a little convincing?? This is even hard to believe!
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Pull a little silly and just keep slighty moving the buoys further up the river every night and see how far they can get before someone notices
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I’m not quite familiar with the Rio Grande river and what lives there but couldn’t this cause a lot of issues for the wildlife in the river as well? Like if anything is migrating up and down it couldn’t the barrier just block them from doing so?
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That’s a dumber idea than the Giant Rubber Duck we have floating around the Great Lakes.
