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Know_not_Scotty_does ( Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world )  to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years ago

Since we are posting toilets...

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Since we are posting toilets...

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Know_not_Scotty_does ( Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world )  to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years ago
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  • shidposter ( shidposter@lemmy.world ) 
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    3 years ago

    Competitive let’s gooo

    • Charley Sheets ( rcsheets@lemmy.picote.ch ) 
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      There would be real incentive to GTFO.

  • FirstWizardZorander ( FirstWizardZorander@lemmy.world ) 
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    Competitive shitting duel space

    • nodsocket ( nodsocket@lemmy.world ) 
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      Winner gets the TP

    • Wistful ( Wistful@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      Poop-off

    • DisgruntledHedgehog ( DisgruntledHedgehog@sh.itjust.works ) 
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      Good time for a staring contest

  • Izzent ( Izzent@lemmy.world ) 
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    Competitive shitting

    • Confuzzeled ( Confuzzeled@lemmy.world ) 
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      3 years ago

      How about synchronised shitting?

  • Sidhean ( Sidhean@lemmy.world ) 
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    Ah, the fabled Dueling Toilets!

    • Bernie Ecclestoned ( bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works ) 
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      Battleshits

      • wolfeh ( wolfeh@lemmy.world ) 
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        We haven’t played that since back at camp!

  • BreakingBad ( BreakingBad@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Dueling baños

  • queermunist ( queermunist@lemmy.world ) 
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    Battleshits

  • TurretCorruption ( TurretCorruption@lemmy.world ) 
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    3 years ago

    Pictured: the current state of reddit, 2023, colorized.

    • Loccy ( Loccy@feddit.uk ) 
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      Those are fediverse toilets. If you shit in one of them it will be available in the other one too.

  • bizzwell ( bizzwell@lemmy.world ) 
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    I can see the purpose of this. I can take a dump in the one on the left while I whizz into the one on the right. That way I don’t have to worry about pee splashing up on me when I drop a turd. Well done!

  • FreezingInFuckingHell ( FreezingInFuckingHell@lemmynsfw.com ) 
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    Bring a friend!

    • Dasnap ( Dasnap@lemmy.world ) 
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      Play some Beyblade.

      • FreezingInFuckingHell ( FreezingInFuckingHell@lemmynsfw.com ) 
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        Beyblade while shitting with the homies sounds like a vibe.

  • RanchOnPancakes ( RanchOnPancakes@lemmy.world ) 
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    Is dueling banjos played on loop in this bathroom?

    • Aoladari ( Aoladari@lemmy.world ) 
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      Dueling buttholes. Last to fart wins.

    • Know_not_Scotty_does ( Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world ) OP
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      I mean, it is in a Cajun place…

  • pnelego ( pnelego@lemmy.world ) 
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    You can poop while playing footsie

    • Know_not_Scotty_does ( Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world ) OP
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      Can and should. Its the poo-lite thing to do.

      • RHSJack ( RHSJack@lemmy.world ) 
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        No. Get out. This is a family thread.

  • freebrick ( freebrick@lemmy.world ) 
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    Left has a clear advantage having that bar to hold on to.

  • ElmAndYew ( ElmAndYew@lemmy.world ) 
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    This is why we ladies go to the bathroom in pairs

  • ngoomie ( ngoomie@pawb.social ) 
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    COMPETITIVE SHITTING, made real…

  • Crackhappy ( Crackhappy@lemmy.world ) 
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    Poop back and forth.

    • KreekyBonez ( KreekyBonez@lemmy.world ) 
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      …forever

    • Charley Sheets ( rcsheets@lemmy.picote.ch ) 
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      Take my reluctant upvote.

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