Competitive let’s gooo
There would be real incentive to GTFO.
Competitive shitting duel space
Winner gets the TP
Poop-off
Good time for a staring contest
Competitive shitting
How about synchronised shitting?
Ah, the fabled Dueling Toilets!
Battleshits
We haven’t played that since back at camp!
Dueling baños
Battleshits
Pictured: the current state of reddit, 2023, colorized.
Those are fediverse toilets. If you shit in one of them it will be available in the other one too.
I can see the purpose of this. I can take a dump in the one on the left while I whizz into the one on the right. That way I don’t have to worry about pee splashing up on me when I drop a turd. Well done!
Bring a friend!
Play some Beyblade.
Beyblade while shitting with the homies sounds like a vibe.
Is dueling banjos played on loop in this bathroom?
Dueling buttholes. Last to fart wins.
I mean, it is in a Cajun place…
You can poop while playing footsie
Can and should. Its the poo-lite thing to do.
No. Get out. This is a family thread.
Left has a clear advantage having that bar to hold on to.
This is why we ladies go to the bathroom in pairs
COMPETITIVE SHITTING, made real…
Poop back and forth.
…forever
Take my reluctant upvote.









