- scarecrw ( @scarecrw@lemmy.one ) English20•1 year ago
I, the honorable King of the great nation of Recothuami, am certainly not to blame. On an unrelated note, I have an incredible investment opportunity that may be of interest to you.
- kek_w_lol ( @kek_w_lol@lemmy.one ) English11•1 year ago
How coincidental! I have room temperature IQ (centigrade) and a few thousand to spare!what is the opportunity?
- thx1138 ( @thx1138@lemmy.one ) English4•1 year ago
Centigrade LOL
- kek_w_lol ( @kek_w_lol@lemmy.one ) English3•1 year ago
I don’t know whether you are laughing at the low number, or the fact that I use the superior system. But the fact that you’re laughing is great! Keep up the good mood :).
- thx1138 ( @thx1138@lemmy.one ) English3•1 year ago
Laughing at how you specified C in order to ensure the lowest possible number, great job! Crying because America ;)
- lowleveldata ( @lowleveldata@lemmy.one ) English2•1 year ago
send me yr nudez and I’d tell u
- kek_w_lol ( @kek_w_lol@lemmy.one ) English2•1 year ago
You don’t wanna see my nudes. Trust me bro.
- MyMulligan ( @MyMulligan@lemmy.one ) English18•1 year ago
It twere I. I confess. I tried using Lemmy as a pasta strainer and not as intended for the Internet because the instructions were unclear.
- ojmcelderry ( @ojmcelderry@lemmy.one ) English9•1 year ago
Instructions unclear. My pasta is now decentralised.
- chraqs ( @chraqs@lemmy.one ) English12•1 year ago
I was just trying to pick up girls when I asked everyone for their social security numbers
- -hypnotoad- ( @-hypnotoad-@kbin.social ) 5•1 year ago
How else do you start a conversation besides asking for her first pets name and street she grew up on?!
- KickMeElmo ( @KickMeElmo@beehaw.org ) English3•1 year ago
Wanna bet it’s because it was “pretending to be lemmy.ml”?
- AVeryCleverName ( @AVeryCleverName@lemmy.one ) English3•1 year ago
Phish sucks
- ScorpiosRevenge ( @scorpiosrevenge@lemmy.one ) English2•1 year ago
At my office Z-Scaler also flagged lemmy.one however lemmy.ml and .world go through just fine not sure why?
- epyon22 ( @epyon22@lemmy.one ) English1•1 year ago
I assume Lemmy.ml is older scammers try to skirt security by making new domains all the time so it’s a flag for young domains with no history