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ignotum ( @ignotum@lemmy.world ) 4•1 year agoI can’t wish for death, i can’t wish for a porcelain tongue to tenderly lick my ass
what’s even the point of having a genie!
Torty ( @Torty@beehaw.org ) 2•1 year agoNah Genie done did him dirty. If anything that one should be on the house and mans still has 3 wishes left 😤
It’s called a bidet you philistine
Torty ( @Torty@beehaw.org ) 4•1 year agoNo no, I’m aware of bidets. We’re talking tongues here. Gimme the squelch brother. I want that cleaning process to sound like a pot of Mac n Cheese being stirred, not a sprinkler going off, ya feel me??
Nanachi ( @Seven@lemmy.world ) 2•1 year agoToilets that lick your butt after you finish? That sounds familiar…