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bermuda ( @bermuda@beehaw.org ) English99•1 year agoIts so funny calling him just “florida man.” If you ignore the fact that he was president, you can construe it as another one of those “gosh darn dumbass florida men” stories lol
ConditionOverload ( @ConditionOverload@lemmy.world ) English29•1 year agoHe’s even got the orange leathery skin just like all the other 70 year olds in Florida!
AwsomeFox ( @AwsomeFox@lemmy.world ) English19•1 year agoThat’s just makeup. He’s not even a real Florida man.
groupofcrows ( @groupofcrows@lemmy.ca ) English19•1 year agoAre men allowed to wear makeup in Florida? this makes him a drag queen, right? /s
Earthwormjim91 ( @Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world ) English7•1 year agoProbably why he showed to to court without it yesterday. He looked like shit, even more than usual
John_Coomsumer ( @John_Coomsumer@beehaw.org ) English7•1 year agoa Florida Man poser, truly the lowest of the low
madkarlsson ( @madkarlsson@beehaw.org ) English10•1 year agoI really want this to be his legacy. People in 30 years going “man, did we really elect a Florida Man for president?”
Neopolitan ( @neo@lemmy.comfysnug.space ) English1•1 year agoAs a florida man, I take offense.
dog ( @hellothisisdog@yiffit.net ) English26•1 year agolmao i love looking at it from this context. no matter where you fall politically this makes it sound silly that he shouldn’t be in trouble 🙃
BigPapaE ( @BigPapaE@lemmy.world ) English21•1 year agoWe should start a petition to refer to him as “Florida Man” officially
delmain ( @delmain@beehaw.org ) English7•1 year agoNah he’s a New Yorker who moved down here. Y’all can keep him.
Tsaot ( @Tsaot@lemmy.world ) English8•1 year ago“Wannabe Florida man from New York…”
Odin ( @odin@lemmy.world ) English20•1 year agoThis article is amazing. Factually correct, and entertaining to read. And who says traditional media is dead?
AwkwardPenguin ( @AwkwardPenguin@lemmy.world ) English10•1 year agoIsn’t there a Florida man sub btw? What a man…
smelody_poop ( @smelody_poop@lemmy.world ) English9•1 year ago“Florida man high on bath salts caught eating Jared Kushner’s face.”
I’ve got a bunch more if anyone from The Onion is reading…
mrmiyami ( @mrmiyami@lemmy.world ) English5•1 year agoIs there any way we can pool our money and get Trump to star in “Florida Man”, a CSI: Miami knockoff in which he saves Florida over and over every week and we all tell him it’s more important than being president?