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 aryabear   ( @aryabear@lemmy.world )  to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Congratulations! Bamazon had a glitch and is sending out daily shipments of the last thing you bought. Customer service can’t stop it. What is it?

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Congratulations! Bamazon had a glitch and is sending out daily shipments of the last thing you bought. Customer service can’t stop it. What is it?

 aryabear   ( @aryabear@lemmy.world )  to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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    I’ve never understood these posts.

    This is functionally identical to “what was the last thing you bought on amazon?”

    What’s with the clickbaity setup around it?

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