I have extensive evidence to support this.

  • doesn’t get stringy and stuck between your teeth
  • so convenient - can be sourced from a can without being 10000% revolting
  • vegan, vegetarian, and gluten-free
  • choose your own adventure: fresh enzyme mouth tingles or gentle sweet tidbits
  • as American as cheese on apple pie
  • not green pepper
    • Cheese, specifically sharp cheddar, has been served with apple pie in the U.S. as early as the 1800s. But the combination was likely born in England in the 17th century; a tradition of using dairy-based sauces in pies evolved into an affinity for topping pie with cheese instead.

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      • kestrel7 ( kestrel7@kbin.social ) 
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        3 years ago

        The context missing here is that apples weren’t nearly so sweet prior to breeding in the late 1800’s. Colonial-era apple pie was closer to what we might think of as a mashed potato pie, it was a savory dish. The “American as apple pie” thing comes from the late 1700’s/early 1800’s when apple pie was a regular weeknight meal for working-class Americans, it wasn’t seen as a dessert until much later.

        This is also why potatoes are called “pommes de terre” in French (apples of the earth).