- cross-posted to:
- usa@midwest.social
- politics@kbin.social
- aedyr ( @aedyr@lemmy.ca ) 70•1 year ago
Not paying bills is kind of his signature move.
- yuun ( @yuun@lemmy.one ) 25•1 year ago
Get paid up front or not at all with this guy. I dunno how anyone doesn’t know this by now.
- deegeese ( @deegeese@sopuli.xyz ) 50•1 year ago
Trump defenders on Twitter noted the GOP frontrunner only said there’d be food for everyone at the restaurant — not that he was buying it.
Hah! These guys just can’t help tripping over their own shoelaces in a race to blow smoke up his ass.
This story seriously sums up both trump and his deplorable supporters so succinctly.
- Macabre ( @Macabre@kbin.social ) 30•1 year ago
My favorite story about Trump is how he refused to be put under for a colonoscopy because Pence would technically be president while he was under. That’s one spiteful mother fucker.
- CeruleanRuin ( @CeruleanRuin@lemmy.one ) 28•1 year ago
For a moment I thought I had stumbled on a Lemmy equivalent of r/nottheonion. This man is a cartoon.
- ElmarsonTheThird ( @ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de ) 4•1 year ago
I would honestly not be surprised if he’d forget to put on pants before a public outing. Or even better, if his suspenders suddenly give out with a cartoonish “Boiiing!”
- Briongloid ( @briongloid@aussie.zone ) 24•1 year ago
If this man was the lead in a comedy movie, it’d be pretty funny.
- Rentlar ( @Rentlar@beehaw.org ) 14•1 year ago
Hmm, maybe we could call it Home Alone 2024 - Lost in a New York Correctional Facility
- DracEULA ( @DracEULA@beehaw.org ) 10•1 year ago
The Four Seasons Landscaping press conference is the funniest thing to ever happen in politics.
- groupofcrows ( @groupofcrows@lemmy.ca ) 16•1 year ago
[scream] Drinks for everyone! [whispers] At the bar. [scream] Dont worry about the bill! [whisper] After you pay the bartender.
- Storksforlegs ( @storksforlegs@beehaw.org ) 15•1 year ago
This is him in a nutshell
- collegefurtrader ( @collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de ) 15•1 year ago
What a continuing piece of shit
- Pete Hahnloser ( @Powderhorn@beehaw.org ) 14•1 year ago
Quelle surprise.
- Los ( @Los@beehaw.org ) 13•1 year ago
That’s actually hilarious.
- PlainsKeeper316 ( @PlainsKeeper316@kbin.social ) 7•1 year ago
He was just trying to start a pay it forward chain.
- fragnoli ( @fragnoli@lemmy.one ) 4•1 year ago
Loooooooolllllll