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jeff 👨‍💻 ( jeff@programming.dev )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 years ago

Whoa, you're a hacker!

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Whoa, you're a hacker!

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jeff 👨‍💻 ( jeff@programming.dev )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 years ago
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  • kestrel7 ( kestrel7@kbin.social ) 
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    You use terminal because you know what you are doing.

    I use terminal because I want to feel like a hacker in a 90’s movie.

    We are not the same.

    • sincle354 ( sincle354@beehaw.org ) 
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      You use the terminal because you like the UX experience.

      I use the terminal because the best IDE I can install on my work server is vim7.4.*

      We are not the same.

      *VHDL and SV. I can’t install python for TerosHDL

      • hardware26 ( hardware26@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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        • sincle354 ( sincle354@beehaw.org ) 
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          No, and I would love to find a resource to help me bend UVM to my will. Alas, I’m in a niche of a niche on a currently niche platform. I’m not hopeful for years. The subreddit for FPGA is all I got right now.

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        • Andreas ( Andreas@feddit.dk ) 
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          @sincle354 I’m interested in this too, the closest community I know of is ece@lemmy.world which is for electrical & computer engineering in general but can be a good starting point for the digital design community.

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  • アルケミー船長 ( CaptainAlchemy@lemmy.one ) 
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    Me when I run sudo pacman -Syu

    • theolodger ( theolodger@feddit.uk ) 
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      Text scrolls past

    • !ozoned@lemmy.world ( ozoned@beehaw.org ) 
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      WHOA! SLOW DOWN with throwing out the mystical text! You wanna summon a demon right here?

      • アルケミー船長 ( CaptainAlchemy@lemmy.one ) 
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        We live dangerously around here >:)

  • ShellSurf ( ShellSurf@kbin.social ) 
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    Terminal is even more impressive if used in full screen

  • Hammerheart ( Hammerheart@programming.dev ) 
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    Yes, I use PowerShell with garish colors. Yes, I have to Google every step. No,I don’t understand the Microsoft docs.

    • xthexder ( xthexder@programming.dev ) 
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      To be fair, I used to work there, and not even Microsoft understands their docs.

      • Hammerheart ( Hammerheart@programming.dev ) 
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        Legitimately relieved it’s not just a me problem

      • Hupf ( Hupf@feddit.de ) 
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        I thought it’s the learns now?

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      • !ozoned@lemmy.world ( ozoned@beehaw.org ) 
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        Black background with GREEN text is the ONLY way you HEATHEN! We are now enemies! And we shall settle this like gentlemen!

        TO THE GRID!

        😁

        • 57006 ( 57006@programming.dev ) 
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          is that a TRON reference?

          • !ozoned@lemmy.world ( ozoned@beehaw.org ) 
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            It was User! 😉

      • Zxmon ( Zxmon@programming.dev ) 
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        the true way is still Blue background yellow text, I still cannot even begin to comprehend how you could use another colorscheme

  • Somewhereunknown7351 ( Somewhereunknown7351@kbin.social ) 
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    You use the terminal

    I use the Command Prompt

    We are not the same

    • jeff 👨‍💻 ( jeff@programming.dev ) OP
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      You can do both with Windows Terminal!

      • operetingushisutemu ( operetingushisutemu@feddit.de ) 
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        Nice try, Bill.

  • digitallyfree ( digitallyfree@kbin.social ) 
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    That’s so true as a Linux user in front of non-techies.

  • argv_minus_one ( argv_minus_one@beehaw.org ) BannedBanned
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    It ain’t hacking unless I’ve got a ski mask on.

  • Reef ( tappyturtle@programming.dev ) 
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    sees a monospaced font

    omg is that hacking!!!11

  • Digestive_Biscuit ( Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk ) 
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    I’ve lost count of the amount of times my terminal has been referenced as being the matrix. Hasn’t happened much since WFH though.

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