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Xeelee ( @Xeelee@kbin.social ) 44•2 years agoLuckily, we have an endless supply of virgins to sacrifice. Nobody said they have to be female, right?
NegativeLookBehind ( @NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ) 13•2 years agoBut then, who will maintain the code?
Xeelee ( @Xeelee@kbin.social ) 11•2 years agoWe’ll outsource it to India.
Better to use China, they’ve got plenty of excess virgins
xuxebiko ( @xuxebiko@kbin.social ) 10•2 years agoThink maybe the project manager will fall for it?
GitProphet ( @GitProphet@lemmy.sdf.org ) English7•2 years ago5 interdependent modules? how sweet…
TheSaneWriter ( @TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com ) English7•2 years agoSatan has created a library that runs as efficiently as possible and covers every possible use case, and all we need to do to get access is sacrifice 1000 virgins. Do it for the cause.
BaldProphet ( @BaldProphet@kbin.social ) 8•2 years agoSacrifice 1000 programmers, got it
russjr08 ( @russjr08@outpost.zeuslink.net ) English4•2 years ago5? Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump up those dependency graphs!