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Luckily, we have an endless supply of virgins to sacrifice. Nobody said they have to be female, right?
But then, who will maintain the code?
We’ll outsource it to India.
Better to use China, they’ve got plenty of excess virgins
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Think maybe the project manager will fall for it?
5 interdependent modules? how sweet…
Satan has created a library that runs as efficiently as possible and covers every possible use case, and all we need to do to get access is sacrifice 1000 virgins. Do it for the cause.
Sacrifice 1000 programmers, got it
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Pentagram for demon summoning ⛤
5? Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump up those dependency graphs!
