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- Xeelee ( @Xeelee@kbin.social ) 44•1 year ago
Luckily, we have an endless supply of virgins to sacrifice. Nobody said they have to be female, right?
- NegativeLookBehind ( @NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ) 13•1 year ago
But then, who will maintain the code?
- Xeelee ( @Xeelee@kbin.social ) 11•1 year ago
We’ll outsource it to India.
Better to use China, they’ve got plenty of excess virgins
- xuxebiko ( @xuxebiko@kbin.social ) 10•1 year ago
Think maybe the project manager will fall for it?
- GitProphet ( @GitProphet@lemmy.sdf.org ) English7•1 year ago
5 interdependent modules? how sweet…
- TheSaneWriter ( @TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com ) English7•1 year ago
Satan has created a library that runs as efficiently as possible and covers every possible use case, and all we need to do to get access is sacrifice 1000 virgins. Do it for the cause.
- BaldProphet ( @BaldProphet@kbin.social ) 8•1 year ago
Sacrifice 1000 programmers, got it
- russjr08 ( @russjr08@outpost.zeuslink.net ) English4•1 year ago
5? Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump up those dependency graphs!