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 coja   ( @coja@lemmy.ml )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

JSchizophrenia

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 coja   ( @coja@lemmy.ml )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  •  zqwzzle   ( @zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Is this not classified as child abuse?

    •  TerryTPlatypus   ( @TerryTPlatypus@beehaw.org ) 
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      Of course not, by the time they’re 3 they will be able to communicate in 10 programming languages

      •  !ozoned@lemmy.world   ( @ozoned@beehaw.org ) 
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        I actually had an argument while in college with my Comp Sci advisor. I argued I shouldn’t have to take a foreign language, that I couldn’t pass, because I was learning so many programming languages. They didn’t buy it. I didn’t complete the program. :-D lol

  •  Atiran   ( @Atiran@lemm.ee ) 
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    JavaScript is super fun when you’re just a kid building a hobby website.

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    Kid beer!

  •  KSP Atlas   ( @KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ) 
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    Haskell for babies

  •  !ozoned@lemmy.world   ( @ozoned@beehaw.org ) 
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    Arrest those parents for child abuse! No not the alcohol!

  •  Dominic8999   ( @Dominic8999@lemm.ee ) 
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    Web devs finding out that they must learn JavaScript:

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