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HakFoo ( @HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org ) English6•1 year agoThis is not absurd. It’s everyday sulcata behaviour.
So the pet shop sells you a cute little hatchling tortoise. Twenty years in, he’s the diameter of a large pizza, weighs about 75kg, and will plow his way through anything. If he wants in, good luck stopping him. And he’s going to live for another 75 years.
djc1 ( @djc1@beehaw.org ) 6•1 year agoDog (Elden Ring humor)
🐝bownage [they/he] ( @bownage@beehaw.org ) 5•1 year agoDog ahead
lemillionsocks ( @lemillionsocks@beehaw.org ) 3•11 months agoI hear the larger species of turtle enjoy pizza with unusual toppings