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TheWaterGod ( TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca )  to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.ukEnglish · 3 years ago

"1 bed 1 bath" is a generous description for a garage

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"1 bed 1 bath" is a generous description for a garage

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TheWaterGod ( TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca )  to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.ukEnglish · 3 years ago
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  • Asafum ( Asafum@feddit.nl ) 
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    I literally pay $100 more to live in a much shittier garage than this…

    Rent is getting absolutely disgusting. I was JUST getting a promotion that would allow me to afford a house and then COVID fucked literally everything… The WFH movement started in full swing and bye bye affordable housing… Now I’m permanently locked out of the housing market as a blue collar piece of shit.

    • pizza_rolls ( pizza_rolls@kbin.social ) 
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      The rate of increase is mind blowing. I used to rent a 1br luxury apartment for $1100 back in 2016.

      • such_fifty_bucks ( such_fifty_bucks@lemmy.one ) 
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        Good thing wages are also inflating to keep up with these ridiculous price increases. Oh, wait…

      • Altima NEO ( altima_neo@lemmy.zip ) 
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        Man my fucking mortgage is only a couple hundred higher

    • Karnickel ( Karnickel@lemmynsfw.com ) 
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      In Switzerland I could kill someone and have a better living arrangement than in this picture (look up swiss prisons)

      I pay 1k for roughly 740 square feet / 69 m2. Covid didn’t change anything. It’s wild that things can be so vastly different for two similary rich countries (I kinda assume the post is in the USA).

    • NikkiNikkiNikki ( NikkiNikkiNikki@kbin.social ) 
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      Same here, me and my GF make enough money now to afford housing 3 years ago, but now we’re priced out of even renting! it’s bullshit.

      • Asafum ( Asafum@feddit.nl ) 
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        It’s so gross that we literally need 2 incomes, sometimes more just to afford a place to sleep… I’m perpetually single so I need to do it all solo. Good luck I hope you guys find something soon!

  • qwertyqwertyqwerty ( qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one ) 
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    That’s the cost of my mortgage, and I have a 6 bedroom house.

    • magnetosphere  ( HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org ) 
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      It looks like the homeowner is trying to get a renter to pay theirs.

      • qwertyqwertyqwerty ( qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one ) 
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        Depending on where it’s located, this could be considered a bargain. I’ve seen basement closets for $700+/month that didn’t have windows or a kitchen.

        EDIT: I should add that this wasn’t in a large city. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1042-Winthrop-St-BASEMENT-Brooklyn-NY-11212/2061307902_zpid/ is an example of $1,200/month in NYC.

        • oatscoop ( oatscoop@midwest.social ) 
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          I’ve seen basement closets for $700+/month that didn’t have windows or a kitchen.

          Huh. Fun fact, the International Building Code is a “model code” that’s adopted as the basis for building code by most jurisdictions in the USA. Meaning if you’re in the USA it’s more likely-than-not code where you live.

          Another fun fact: there are egress requirements for basement that contain “sleeping rooms” (R310.1). Essentially, you need a minimum 1 normal means of egress and 1 emergency escape and rescue opening unless the building is equipped with an automatic sprinkler system – and your local code might have even stricter requirements.

          This is a disturbingly common code violation by people trying to rent out their basement. It would be a real shame if someone were to read up on their local code and report suspected illegal basement conversions to local code enforcement or the fire inspector.

          • qwertyqwertyqwerty ( qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one ) 
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            I’m sure it wasn’t up to code, but in a dense student population with high rent costs, I’m sure a student would rent it and disregard the violations.

        • Asafum ( Asafum@feddit.nl ) 
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          I once paid $600 for a single room in someone else’s house. This shit really is getting out of control.

          Now I’m at $1340 for a garage… As the other person said, we’re literally paying their mortgage, but can’t afford our own… Thanks COVID! Not only did it kill tons of people, it killed the housing market too.

          • min_fapper ( min_fapper@iusearchlinux.fyi ) 
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            COVID didn’t do shit. Greedy landlords and conglomerates killed the housing market.

            And they’re over the moon that you’re blaming COVID for it and not them.

        • magnetosphere  ( HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org ) 
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          Damn.

    • RealAccountNameHere ( RealAccountNameHere@beehaw.org ) 
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      I pay almost $2000 a month for a 600-square foot one-bedroom apartment.

      Wish I’d bought a house ten years ago.

      • Neato ( Neato@kbin.social ) 
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        The best time to buy a house was 10 years ago. The second best time is never, because corporations own them all now.

      • qwertyqwertyqwerty ( qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one ) 
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        I bought mine about 12 years ago, which was a very good time to buy a house. I wouldn’t be able to afford my own house if I had to buy it today.

  • Eigengrau ( Eigengrau@kbin.social ) 
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    This kicks ass , but price range doesn’t

  • zerkrazus ( zerkrazus@kbin.social ) 
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    Unless there’s more shown than in that photo, that’s a not a 1 BR, that’s a studio. And a crappy and overpriced one at that.

  • 0ops ( 0ops@lemm.ee ) 
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    It has a garage!

  • Vakbrain ( Vakbrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    I still haven’t found the bath… Probably outside

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 ( Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) 
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      I was guessing behind the door with glass slats on the right, and all it has in there is a toilet.

  • OrlandoDoom ( OrlandoDoom@feddit.uk ) 
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    Landlords provide housing the same way that ticket scalpers provide concert tickets

  • SuperSpruce ( SuperSpruce@lemmy.ml ) 
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    If this was half the price, I’d be thrilled with a place like this. If it has a bathroom and a Washer/Dryer, it has everything I need and nothing I don’t.

    • cook_pass_babtridge ( cook_pass_babtridge@feddit.uk ) 
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      Looks like it would be freezing in winter though.

      • SuperSpruce ( SuperSpruce@lemmy.ml ) 
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        Don’t worry, my gaming laptop spews enough heat to keep me warm! /s

        • NekoRiv ( NekoRiv@lemmynsfw.com ) 
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          My pc used to be on the floor. It was really nice to keep my toes warm while I gamed in the winter by resting them on the tower. Miss those days.

  • magnetosphere  ( HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org ) 
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    I’d be stunned if this was legal.

    • Voyajer ( Voyajer@kbin.social ) 
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      Which part? The only thing I don’t see from a legal standpoint is a smoke detector. The bathroom will need to have a functional vent to the outside as well.

      • magnetosphere  ( HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org ) 
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        I’m thinking that a garage door instead of an actual wall would be some sort of code violation.

        • psyspoop ( psyspoop@kbin.social ) 
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          They probably have a wall outside the garage door.

          • magnetosphere  ( HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org ) 
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            I hope so. There would be no insulation otherwise.

  • El_Segundo ( El_Segundo@lemmy.ca ) 
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    I believe this is called a Bachelor

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