Seigest ( @Seigest@lemmy.ca ) 18•1 year agoI’m in my 30s well past my schooling years. I accept the rock.
That’s at least 500 2 ton rocks, one for each week
Seigest ( @Seigest@lemmy.ca ) 11•1 year agoI think the deal becomes void after the first one crushes me to death but feel free to keep going if you want. I wont mind
atocci ( @atocci@kbin.social ) 14•1 year ago“More weight”
LeylaaLovee ( @LeylaaLovee@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 2•1 year agoEpic Giles Corey reference
XTornado ( @XTornado@lemmy.ml ) 6•1 year agoYes and I do not even go to school.
crowbar ( @crowbar@lemm.ee ) 5•1 year agoI miss depressionmemes
The dogspaw ( @Thedogspaw@midwest.social ) 5•1 year agoOnly an idiot would accept this deal 2 tons would kill you thats like having a dump truck park on you make it like 300 pounds or something also how long is it going to be on top of me a week of school/work might suck but it probably won’t kill you details people check the fine print
wifi enyabled cat ( @wifienyabledcat@beehaw.org ) 8•1 year agofor you maybe but I’m built different
peanuts4life ( @peanuts4life@beehaw.org ) 3•1 year agoGive 👏 me 👏 rock 👏 daddy 👏
Foxfire ( @Foxfire@pawb.social ) 3•1 year agoTechnically this is no school for the rest of your life. When you consider that, honestly it might not be a bad deal!
Phuntis ( @phuntis@lemm.ee ) 2•1 year agojorjor reference
GBU_28 ( @GBU_28@lemm.ee ) 2•1 year agoMore weight
SubArcticTundra ( @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ) 1•1 year agoOf course