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Lemmy ( Lemmy@lm.ilyamikcoder.com )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

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Lemmy ( Lemmy@lm.ilyamikcoder.com )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • Maultasche ( Maultasche@feddit.de ) 
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    3 years ago

    Nice try, we all know it’s excrement.

  • Landrin201 ( Landrin201@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Man his divorce really fucked him up didn’t it?

  • Maybelline ( Maybelline@lemm.ee ) 
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    I get it now!

    Now, when he’s on the earnings call, the investors will hear “X users”, every time he says ex-users.

    I’ve heard he’s smart, but that’s “solar-powered flashlight” smart.

  • confusedwiseman ( confusedwiseman@beehaw.org ) 
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    O

    • Maybelline ( Maybelline@lemm.ee ) 
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         |   |   
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       O |   |
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      • Xylight (Photon dev) ( Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev ) 
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        You setup the game to screw over O but ok

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        • jsqribe ( jsqribe@feedly.j-cloud.uk ) 
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          Game over

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        • noisehound ( noisehound@lemmy.villa-straylight.social ) 
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          You would have won if you went bottom left and then center

          • Xylight (Photon dev) ( Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev ) 
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            Shhhhhh

  • vanZuider ( vanZuider@feddit.de ) 
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    One, two, three, they gonna run back to me

    Climbing over mountains and a-sailing over seas

    One, two, three, they gonna run back to me

    They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave

    • Elle King - Ex’s and Oh’s

    …I suppose that’s what Elon hopes will happen with his Ex- erm I mean X-users.

  • Chahk ( chahk@beehaw.org ) 
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    No, it’s fucking not!

    No, it's fucking not!

  • Aiden ( roi@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    I have lots of X’s!

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