- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.ml
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The most powerful people in the world are fucking idiots.
It’s almost like luck and nepotism are more important for success than ability.
Celebrity deathmatch anyone?
The game was great too.
In a cage? Why not a small sub near the Titanic?
Reality really did take a strange turn back in 2020 didn’t it? This decade just gets weirder and weirder.
The world ended in 2012, and the rest is a simulation.
Rich people desperate for attention.
I’m with you on this one. Seems like the richer you get the more validation you need. I don’t understand why we are giving them this attention either. I came here looking for people making jokes about how silly this is and that is not what I got
This! And on top of that the article casually mentions that Musk frames cis and cisgender as slurs on Twitter!! This seems much more relevant to be posted here. I just hope Twitter died already…
say what you will about zuck, but he is not an attention whore. Especially when you consider he made a social media site designed to get people to overshare.
Make it to the death!
I’d buy that PPV!
Can’t we just put all the billionaires in a cage, like rats in a bucket ala that scene in Skyfall, and just oops accidentally forget to release them? Or I dunno, just spitballing ideas here, some kind of sealed carbon fiber tube at the bottom of the Atlantic?
Ideally one that can’t be opened from the inside. If only such a thing existed.
Mr. Titanic Tourism Twit may very well be lauded some day as true pioneer, instead of just another prideful chucklefuck on history’s list of inventors killed by their own invention.
I think we can all agree to lose the keys to that cage, right?
Then throw it in the ocean, right? I’m just asking questions.
Can we sew them both up in a leather sack with a badger instead?
Hey now, badgers are lovely creatures
Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.
Edit: feel free to quote me if I’m wrong. Is there an aged like milk sub somewhere?
Never pick a fight with an android. I thought everybody knew that.
How is that not the Onion
I so want to see this happen but I feel like there will be so many rules and padding that it’ll end up being a borefest.
Cage match, anything goes! It’ll bring in huge audiences.
They gotta bandage their hands then dip the bandages in glue then in broken glass.
Imagine the army of personal trainers on each side
If they were serious, Musk would get rocked. Musk is older and Zuck has mixed martial arts training.
And kung fu grip, like all plastic action figures!
We all know Musk is gonna talk big talk and then do everything in his power to try and come up with excuses to back out last minute.
Like he always does.
Say what you want about Zuck but IIRC the dude has been actively learning martial arts for awhile, no? Isn’t that one of his hobbies he has talked about before?
He spends his time in VR training like Neo.