- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.ml
Floppy ( @Floppy@beehaw.org ) English30•1 year agoThe most powerful people in the world are fucking idiots.
tburkhol ( @tburkhol@beehaw.org ) English5•1 year agoIt’s almost like luck and nepotism are more important for success than ability.
JayDurst ( @JayDurst@beehaw.org ) English29•1 year agoCelebrity deathmatch anyone?
The game was great too.
Spudger ( @Spudger@lemmy.sdf.org ) English16•1 year agoIn a cage? Why not a small sub near the Titanic?
WellThisIsNew ( @WellThisIsNew@fjdk.uk ) English16•1 year agoReality really did take a strange turn back in 2020 didn’t it? This decade just gets weirder and weirder.
The world ended in 2012, and the rest is a simulation.
Eggyhead ( @Eggyhead@kbin.social ) 15•1 year agoRich people desperate for attention.
batcheck ( @batcheck@beehaw.org ) 6•1 year agoI’m with you on this one. Seems like the richer you get the more validation you need. I don’t understand why we are giving them this attention either. I came here looking for people making jokes about how silly this is and that is not what I got
flora_explora ( @flora_explora@beehaw.org ) 1•1 year agoThis! And on top of that the article casually mentions that Musk frames cis and cisgender as slurs on Twitter!! This seems much more relevant to be posted here. I just hope Twitter died already…
Liontigerwings ( @Liontigerwings@kbin.social ) 3•1 year agosay what you will about zuck, but he is not an attention whore. Especially when you consider he made a social media site designed to get people to overshare.
Rinox ( @Rinox@feddit.it ) English14•1 year agoMake it to the death!
DrDooom ( @DrDooom@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English2•1 year agoI’d buy that PPV!
nzodd ( @nzodd@beehaw.org ) English13•1 year agoCan’t we just put all the billionaires in a cage, like rats in a bucket ala that scene in Skyfall, and just oops accidentally forget to release them? Or I dunno, just spitballing ideas here, some kind of sealed carbon fiber tube at the bottom of the Atlantic?
Osayidan ( @Osayidan@social.vmdk.ca ) English2•1 year agoIdeally one that can’t be opened from the inside. If only such a thing existed.
nzodd ( @nzodd@beehaw.org ) English1•1 year agoMr. Titanic Tourism Twit may very well be lauded some day as true pioneer, instead of just another prideful chucklefuck on history’s list of inventors killed by their own invention.
#!/usr/bin/woof ( @jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org ) English13•1 year agoI think we can all agree to lose the keys to that cage, right?
Then throw it in the ocean, right? I’m just asking questions.
motorik ( @motorik@beehaw.org ) English13•1 year agoCan we sew them both up in a leather sack with a badger instead?
TheElectroness ( @TheElectroness@beehaw.org ) English3•1 year agoHey now, badgers are lovely creatures
halvdan ( @halvdan@beehaw.org ) English11•1 year agoYeah, that’s not gonna happen.
Edit: feel free to quote me if I’m wrong. Is there an aged like milk sub somewhere?
Storksforlegs ( @storksforlegs@beehaw.org ) English9•1 year agoNever pick a fight with an android. I thought everybody knew that.
qwen ( @qwen@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English9•1 year agoHow is that not the Onion
z2k_ ( @z2k_@lemmy.nz ) English8•1 year agoI so want to see this happen but I feel like there will be so many rules and padding that it’ll end up being a borefest.
Cage match, anything goes! It’ll bring in huge audiences.
vale_fallacia ( @vale_fallacia@beehaw.org ) English4•1 year agoThey gotta bandage their hands then dip the bandages in glue then in broken glass.
krypt ( @krypt@beehaw.org ) English2•1 year agoImagine the army of personal trainers on each side
DragonFruit ( @DragonFruit@kbin.social ) 8•1 year agoIf they were serious, Musk would get rocked. Musk is older and Zuck has mixed martial arts training.
ArugulaZ ( @ArugulaZ@kbin.social ) 1•1 year agoAnd kung fu grip, like all plastic action figures!
pixxelkick ( @pixxelkick@pathofexile-discuss.com ) English8•1 year agoWe all know Musk is gonna talk big talk and then do everything in his power to try and come up with excuses to back out last minute.
Like he always does.
Say what you want about Zuck but IIRC the dude has been actively learning martial arts for awhile, no? Isn’t that one of his hobbies he has talked about before?
He spends his time in VR training like Neo.