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ZILtoid1991 ( ZILtoid1991@kbin.social )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

Web 2.0, and its consequences...

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ZILtoid1991 ( ZILtoid1991@kbin.social )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬 ( Dirk@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Web 2.0 or: “Instead of loading all code from the same URL the website now needs a dozen of different scripts from a dozen of different URLs, gives a shit about CSP and only shows a blank page when JS and/or cookies are disabled.”

  • steal_your_face ( steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ) 
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    .exe? 🤮

    • ZILtoid1991 ( ZILtoid1991@kbin.social ) OP
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      Linux doesn’t have a standard file extension for executable files, and that wouldn’t have been good for this meme.

      • Andrew ( Andrew15_5@mander.xyz ) 
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        You can: ./texteditor, ./bin/texteditor, “texteditor binary”, “(local) texteditor program”.

      • nothacking ( nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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        .elf is the closest thing we have.

        • RickyRigatoni ( RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml ) 
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          I hate elves. If I see any elves in my computer I’m throwing it in the forge.

          • an angrier terrarian ( Anangrierterrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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            YES BROTHER KILL THE ELVES

        • KSP Atlas ( KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ) 
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          Eh, .elf is more for really low level ELF files, so a program would just be named program, a kernel would be named kernel.elf

  • mawkler ( mawkler@lemmy.ml ) 
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    I’m not sure which is worse. I mean most desktop programs are just glorified web browsers anyway (i.e Electron)

    • grue ( grue@lemmy.ml ) 
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      What do you mean, “most?” Electron apps are the vast minority of desktop apps.

      • I Cast Fist ( ICastFist@programming.dev ) 
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        Electron apps are the vast minority of desktop apps.

        “Not for long!” - Multiplatform programmers

      • Simran ( Simran@lemm.ee ) 
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        They are probably referring to the amount of progressive web apps that are out now.

        • ZILtoid1991 ( ZILtoid1991@kbin.social ) OP
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          As long as you don’t check the task manager.

      • Rubennaatje ( Rubennaatje@feddit.nl ) 
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        I mean look at the most used applications these days, discord, Spotify, teams, steam, vscode, slack, etc

        They might not all exactly be electron but theyre all secretly browsers.

  • ⚡⚡⚡ ( ndsvw@feddit.de ) 
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    deleted by creator

    • ivanafterall ( ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 
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      Award me a proprietary Ethereum-based crypto token for editing my text with your tool and I’m sold.

      • ZILtoid1991 ( ZILtoid1991@kbin.social ) OP
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        Textediting2earn

        • Rai ( Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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          We use users’ text to train LLMs as well, right?

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    • Veraxus ( Veraxus@kbin.social ) 
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      🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • Midnitte ( Midnitte@kbin.social ) 
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    Is web3.0 just https://texteditor.exe?

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    I shamelessly use calculator.net instead of installing a calculator on my system lmao

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      • ZILtoid1991 ( ZILtoid1991@kbin.social ) OP
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        Use google to mean “web search” in general!

        Let them loose their trademark over the name google by generalization!

        • nonfuinoncuro ( nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee ) 
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          lose*

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      • Hovenko ( Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi ) 
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        giggle?

    • LoudWaterHombre ( loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      Are you aware how much more electricity your calculation is consuming

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      bc -l

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