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Billy ( construct_@lemmy.ca )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 years ago

Ah the disaster recovery plan

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Ah the disaster recovery plan

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Billy ( construct_@lemmy.ca )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 years ago
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  • clb92 ( clb92@kbin.social ) 
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    My disaster recovery plan:

    1. I plan on not having a disaster.

    2. If I do have a disaster, I plan on trying to recover from it.

  • Ocelot ( Ocelot@lemmies.world ) 
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    We definitely have a DR plan at work that includes steps that must be performed at least one hour prior to the disaster occurring. Its quite a joke.

    • jet ( jet@hackertalks.com ) BannedBanned
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    • NoStressyJessie ( NoStressyJessie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      So, do they have these tasks performed every hour and redundant elsewhere or was this just bad planning a la “write the directions to make a PB&J” homework assignment?

    • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘 ( 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub ) 
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      But do you have a Disaster Plan Plan?

  • FARTYSHARTBLAST ( FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social ) 
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    You’ve been testing it regularly, right?

  • SomeGuyNamedPaul ( SomeGuyNamedPaul@beehaw.org ) 
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    Inverse Murphy’s Law dictates that if your disaster recovery plan is top notch, tested, rehearsed, refined, and you flip to the alternate site on a schedule then you’ll never ever need it for real.

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  • Scrollone ( Scrollone@feddit.it ) 
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    And the book is empty inside

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