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glowie ( glowie@infosec.pub )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

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Yup

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glowie ( glowie@infosec.pub )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 ✔️ ( unreachable@lemmy.my.id ) 
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    between one and zero

  • Lux (she/her) ( Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    I AM A GOD | DOG AM A I

  • dog ( dog@suppo.fi ) 
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    I have two states.

    0 equals “I have no idea what I’m doing”. 1 equals “I have no idea why this works”.

    Binary ops withstanding.

  • FlickOfTheBean ( FlickOfTheBean@beehaw.org ) 
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    Can confirm, god is just dog backwards.

    • Bruisedback ( Bruisedback@kbin.social ) 
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      god.split(“”).reverse().join(“”)

      Dogdammit they’re right!

  • cryomancer20x6 ( cryomancer20x6@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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    deleted by creator

  • Slotos ( Slotos@feddit.nl ) 
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    Where’s the second one?

    • supercriticalcheese ( supercriticalcheese@feddit.it ) 
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      I have no idea

  • simonced ( simonced@lemmy.one ) 
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    I am the one on the right at the moment…

  • jet ( jet@hackertalks.com ) Banned
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    Removed by mod

  • ZeroHora ( ZeroHora@lemmy.ml ) 
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    I already said these two phrases today.

  • VicFic! ( vicfic@iusearchlinux.fyi ) 
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    Superposition for me!

  • Obi ( Obi@sopuli.xyz ) 
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    This also works with other fields. I’m pretty sure I’ll have these confidence swings my whole life regardless how good I get at anything.

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    Hah. My default state is “I know this is shite and I have a million ideas how to do this better, but it is the best I can do in the time that I have to complete this.”

  • Square Singer ( squaresinger@feddit.de ) 
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    Programmers are binary.

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      there are 10 types of programmers

      • MyNameIsRichard ( MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml ) 
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        … and those who were expecting a ternary joke

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      I know a few non binary programmers though

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        Embedded programmers. They use ternary.

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    schrodinger developer

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