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glowie ( glowie@infosec.pub )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 years ago

I know 69 languages

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I know 69 languages

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glowie ( glowie@infosec.pub )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 years ago
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  • BuzzCola ( BuzzCola@beehaw.org ) 
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    Make sure you are including basic, qbasic ,quick basic, ti-basic, visual basic, and visual basic for applications. You gotta pump those numbers up

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      Now that you mention it, I might have used as many different basics as all other languages combined.

      In addition to those you listed, I’ve used VIC basic, Apple Basic, Pick Basic, Z-Basic (that one was nice, with a cross platform compiler and device independent graphics) and I bet there are a couple I’ve forgotten about.

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    I put Haskell as last language on my CV, despite it being the language I’m most comfortable with and genuinely like, just because I don’t want to be “that” guy

    EDIT: I’ll never put TI-84+ calculator ASM on my CV, but damn, I’m proud I knew it in secondary school

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      I did my bachelor thesis in Haskell. Never used it again. Hopefully never will. Still on my CV.

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        We fight on the same team. That’s what’s the most important

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          Yeah, it was fun until it was a huge project. I even was tutor in a lecture about Haskell and SQL once even though I hated SQL. Now I tell people in my job interviews what a great SQL tutor I was

  • WtfEvenIsExistence3️ ( WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com ) 
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    You know 69 “Programming Languages”

    I know 69 Real Languages

    We are not the same

    /s

  • DJDarren ( DJDarren@beehaw.org ) 
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    Nice.

  • mspencer712 ( mspencer712@programming.dev ) 
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    When I last had to job hunt (2016) - I just jinxed it didn’t I? - I was complimented by interviewers for separately listing “Classroom experience” and “Professional experience”

    I think you get a lot of points for a resume that says “I may or may not be the best fit for you, and that’s ok. Here’s accurate information, so you can make that determination for yourself. I trust you.”

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    and Nice isn’t one of them

  • Cralex ( Cralex@lemm.ee ) 
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    Hello World

  • Johnny Bravo ( johnnybravo@lemm.ee ) 
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    I know 303 🤪

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