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Davester ( Davester@ttrpg.network )  to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 3 years ago

Look, desperate times call for desperate measures, what can I say?

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Look, desperate times call for desperate measures, what can I say?

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Davester ( Davester@ttrpg.network )  to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 3 years ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 ( Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) 
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    3 years ago

    Does getting married in D&D confer bonuses to your hit die, like how marriage IRL confers a bonus to your taxes? 🤔

    • theinspectorst ( theinspectorst@kbin.social ) 
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      Almost!

      http://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spell:ceremony

      Wedding. You touch adult humanoids willing to be bonded together in marriage. For the next 7 days, each target gains a +2 bonus to AC while they are within 30 feet of each other. A creature can benefit from this rite again only if widowed.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 ( Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) 
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        lmao awesome

        I also like they can only do it again if they are widowed.

        “I’m sorry babe. It’s the 8th day and I need the bonus.”

        • Defenestrator ( Defenestrator@aussie.zone ) 
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          That’s why I married a zealot barbarian.

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        Animated Spellbook on the subject

  • GolGolarion ( GolGolarion@pathfinder.social ) 
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    Hail Sylvian, now we just need some penitence armor and a legally distinct soul edge

  • TubeTalkerX ( TubeTalkerX@kbin.social ) 
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    We have a Leroy Jenkins!

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    sure sure

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