The carpet, the jacuzzi, the steps, the mirrors above the bed… and I’d put money on that being a waterbed! Glorious.
rayquetzalcoatl ( @rayquetzalcoatl@feddit.uk ) 61•10 months agoI just legitimately love it and I’m sorry about my awful taste
dmention7 ( @dmention7@lemm.ee ) English29•10 months agoHonestly put a door in front of the shitter and pull the carpet away from the tub a bit, and I’d take it in a heartbeat.
just_chill ( @just_chill@jlai.lu ) English17•10 months agoIt has a bit of a case of “so bad it’s good”. It’s fun and slightly uncomfortable too, I get it.
Hubi ( @Hubi@feddit.de ) 16•10 months agoYou will love it until someone goes over it with a UV light
rayquetzalcoatl ( @rayquetzalcoatl@feddit.uk ) 5•10 months agoman if somebody went over my apartment with a UV light right now it would immediately blind the entire street
You do you! Just don’t invite me to your place 🙃
rayquetzalcoatl ( @rayquetzalcoatl@feddit.uk ) 6•10 months agoOh come on man, come over! It’ll be fun! Feel the carpet in between your toes; especially in the bathroom.
wahming ( @wahming@monyet.cc ) English3•10 months agoI like my toes the way they are, thank you. Healthy and without gangrene
just_chill ( @just_chill@jlai.lu ) English51•10 months agoFringes curtain for the toilets help with ventilation I suppose.
Also I am a big fan of the mirrors above the bed. Kinky and I can’t wait to catch movement at the corner of my eyes while falling asleep, I will spook myself with it. M0oP0o ( @M0oP0o@mander.xyz ) 44•10 months agoWait, are you telling me you would not rock this? I mean change the mattress first of course, maybe a good disinfection everywhere else.
Oh and rip out the carpet around the toilet, because that is a crime.
In addition to those changes, I’m adding an actual door the toilet rather than that fringing or whatever it is. I’m ditching the mirrors on the ceiling, getting rid of those steps up to the bed and replacing it with a normal bed frame. I genuinely don’t know what I’d do with the jacuzzi… I do love a hot bath but I don’t love the idea of that much humidity in my bedroom. Maybe partition it off with the toilet and make it a proper en suite?
I think all I really like is the size of the room and maybe the natural light - it’s a bit hard to tell from this angle.
ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝 ( @Emperor@feddit.uk ) English15•10 months ago“I hate everything about this” would have been quicker to type.
It’s weird, I do hate it but I also kinda like it? A hate like if you will.
ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝 ( @Emperor@feddit.uk ) English1•10 months agoBe careful, I think at least one of my friends got married on the same grounds.
just_chill ( @just_chill@jlai.lu ) English7•10 months agoAdd a door to the toilets while you are at it. It looks like the carpet was recently cleaned if I am not mistaken, good thing.
M0oP0o ( @M0oP0o@mander.xyz ) 8•10 months agoAs someone who had a carpeted bathroom as a child, it will never be clean in that area around the toilet. I don’t think a door is really needed though as this seems like the whole area is meant as a private sanctum.
just_chill ( @just_chill@jlai.lu ) English5•10 months agoYou only need to convice your SO then :)
That’s what I was thinking. As much as I love my partner, I have no interest in watching him shit from the bed, thanks.
imgonnatrythis ( @imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee ) 21•10 months agoWrong sub bruh. This is glorious. If you search those cabinets hard enough you know you are going to find some left over cocaine.
reverendsteveii ( @reverendsteveii@beehaw.org ) 24•10 months agoThere is no such thing as leftover cocaine
resin85 ( @resin85@lemmy.ca ) English3•10 months agoNo one in the history of crack has ever woken up with more crack.
imgonnatrythis ( @imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee ) 2•10 months agoWish you mentioned that before I licked all these dollar bills.
FARTYSHARTBLAST ( @FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social ) 19•10 months agoYou lost me at carpeted open air bathroom.
M0oP0o ( @M0oP0o@mander.xyz ) 8•10 months agoLook at it this way, after eating $50 worth of taco bell do you want any doors between you and a toilet?
WhiteRaven22 ( @WhiteRaven22@midwest.social ) English18•10 months agoRoomba boss level.
Adramis [he/him] ( @Adramis@beehaw.org ) 13•10 months agoThat had better be a waterbed. It looks like it.
NegativeLookBehind ( @NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ) 12•10 months agoI can smell this picture.
SEX PANTHER
chriscrutch ( @chriscrutch@lemm.ee ) English12•10 months agoThis room fucks.
fleabomber ( @fleabomber@lemm.ee ) English12•10 months agoBlacklight will cause blindness.
moody ( @moody@lemmings.world ) 11•10 months agoThis is gaudy af, but if I bought this house, it would keep it as is.
just_chill ( @just_chill@jlai.lu ) English3•10 months agoI assume the entire house is pretty big, I would make that the guest room and take a normal one for myself.
Putting your uptight in-laws in there with no prior warning would be hilarious.
Tester ( @Tester@lemm.ee ) 11•10 months agoI literally vomited just slightly when I saw this. And it IS indeed glorious 70s “chic”!
Let’s also not forget the beaded? curtain to hide the toilet!
Jo Miran ( @JoMiran@lemmy.ml ) 9•10 months agoIt has a distinctive lack of pastel tropical fauna wall paper to make my top ten, but it makes it pretty high on the list.
swan_pr ( @swan_pr@lemmy.ca ) 7•10 months agoAnd a high back wicker chair!
Blackmist ( @Blackmist@feddit.uk ) English9•10 months agoThis is not a room for regular couples.
Everything is in sight so the hooker can’t steal your wallet.
Neato ( @Neato@kbin.social ) 8•10 months agoImagine walking up to the bed. You are at the top step, 3" from the surface of the bed. Instead of the bed being at knee to butt height, it’s at ankle height. You now essentially need to sit down on the ground to get into bed. The strain on the knees would suck. Or you forget how many steps in the dark and trip on the last step and fall your full height.