Props to liliarelyssk
NegativeLookBehind ( @NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ) 53•10 months agoSometimes the waiter murders innocent people because they didn’t accept the cook as the one true cook.
Order the chicken nuggets again, louder, or prepare to die
Again, and again, and again, and again…
YurkshireLad ( @YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca ) 42•10 months agoThe difference is I can go to a restaurant’s kitchen and talk to the chef and watch him work.
30p87 ( @30p87@feddit.de ) 19•10 months agoYou’d be thrown out if you’d try to enter the kitchen for hygiene reasons, but yes.
FiveMacs ( @Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ) 10•10 months agoHygiene reasons…LOL they wouldn’t kick you out for that reason at all. No one would mention it but those that think kitchens are spotless germ free zones, which they are not
harmonea ( @harmonea@kbin.social ) 14•10 months agoIf you can’t fathom the idea of relying on an “easy out” like hygiene when the actual answer is “I just don’t want people back here, there’s a reason none of us even considered a FOH job” you might be the kind of person who gets told convenient lies routinely.
(See how unnecessary that added personal attack was? Yours was too. Let’s make lemmy/kbin a nicer place to be than the alternative, okay?)
FiveMacs ( @Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ) 11•10 months agoAt no point was my reply personal…your reading skills are subpar.
AstralWeekends ( @AstralWeekends@lemm.ee ) 1•10 months agoFor all I know, the food coming out of the kitchen is being prepared by an automated assembly line maintained by robots and a group of cosmic turtles. Is that God? Some might say so… 🐢
YurkshireLad ( @YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca ) 2•10 months agoThat explains some of the bad meals I’ve had recently.
jlow (he/him) ( @jlow@beehaw.org ) 21•10 months ago“You’re not ordering hard enough” 😹
Texas_Hangover ( @Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee ) 15•10 months agoIf the order is completely fucked up, it’s part of some “plan” and you should be happy for the vile overcooked tofu they slapped down in front of you.
reverendsteveii ( @reverendsteveii@beehaw.org ) 8•10 months agoSometimes a plate comes out of the kitchen but instead of what you ordered it’s cancer
- mihor ( @mihor@lemmy.ml ) 1•10 months ago
It’s all Chef’s plan! 🙏
Danc4498 ( @Danc4498@lemmy.ml ) 7•10 months agoEither way it’s a dumb analogy. So the chef is god cause he cooks the food? Well guess what, the chef didn’t grow the vegetables or raise the cows for the meal. He got them from somewhere else. So if you believe god created everything, you have to ask what created god.
rgb3x3 ( @rgb3x3@beehaw.org ) 5•10 months agoI can get up from my table and walk to the kitchen to meet the chef.
Where can I walk to find God? Oh, I can’t meet him? And nobody can? Until they die? Then I don’t care who you say he is.
CarlsIII ( @CarlsIII@kbin.social ) 3•10 months agoAs there are schools that train you to be a chef, clearly there are also schools that train you to be a god.
CarlsIII ( @CarlsIII@kbin.social ) 3•10 months agoAs there are schools that train you to be a chef, clearly there are also schools that train you to be a god.
jaschen ( @jaschen@lemm.ee ) 2•10 months agoMost of the time the restaurant makes you pay ahead of time without giving you food and blames you for not paying more money.
cybermass ( @cybermass@lemmy.ca ) 1•10 months agoA classic