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Facelikeapotato ( Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml )  to WholeSomeMemes@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

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Wholesome announcer

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Facelikeapotato ( Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml )  to WholeSomeMemes@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • dipbeneaththelasers ( dipbeneaththelasers@kbin.social ) 
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    For anyone wondering like me:

    A Tannoy is a system of loudspeakers used to make public announcements, for example at a fair or at a sports stadium. [British, trademark]regional note: in AM, use public address system.

    • dm_me_your_boobs ( dm_me_your_boobs@lemm.ee ) 
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      I definitely googled it before coming to the contents. You’re awesome.

  • Hadriscus ( Hadriscus@lemm.ee ) 
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    A few years ago in Paris I was waiting for my train to Marseille and the announcer was rambling about our destination like he were paid to advertise it. “Marseille ! its cicadas ! its legendary sunny weather ! the smiles on people’s faces !” after a while he seemed to run out of things to list so he went on with random stuff “its horses ! the ladies’ perfume !” I had a good laugh

  • Kilgore Trout ( kilgore_trout@feddit.it ) 
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    The funniest announcement in my railway station has been: “The train xxxxx coming from y and directed to z has been canceled because someone stole the electrical cables on the line”.

    Funny only since it wasn’t my train.

  • worfamerryman ( worfamerryman@beehaw.org ) 
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    I’m surprised his bosses allow it. It seems that everyone is expected to act like a robot in their jobs.

    • TheEmpireStrikesDak ( DakRalter@thelemmy.club ) 
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      Once at, it was either Oxford Circus or Piccadilly, the announcer was doing the announcements in a Dalek voice. “Be careful on the escalaaaaator!”

  • DNOS ( DNOS@reddthat.com ) 
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    What magicial land di you live in where u can understand shit when they talk …

    • Asymptote ( Asymptote@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      It’s a skill

      • DNOS ( DNOS@reddthat.com ) 
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        I laughed so hard 😂

        • Asymptote ( Asymptote@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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          A rarity with SNL these days… But it’s old 🙂

  • youngalfred ( youngalfred@lemm.ee ) 
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    Remind me of a time where the announcer called the three-car train arriving ‘petite’.

    Got to have fun where you can!

  • sam ( buffalobuffalo@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    why does this post sound British

    • kkard2 ( kkard2@lemmy.ml ) 
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      why do i understand this

      even tho it doesn’t make sense, he sounds too happy for a british person

  • machinaeZER0 ( machinaeZER0@lemm.ee ) 
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    A few weeks ago I got on the train home and whoever had control of the intercom (not the guy at the front, though he was having a grand time) proceeded to yell a bunch of stuff about anime (mostly names) during the time when they normally say to hit the button to request street level stops. I will always wonder who that hero was, it totally made my day.

  • Blastasaurus ( Blastasaurus@lemm.ee ) 
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    I bought a vehicle when the pandemic hit, but the last time I took a public transit train we had hometown boy Seth Rogan doing the announcements.

  • s20 ( s20@lemmy.ml ) 
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    I want to go to there…

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