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SomeoneElseMod ( SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk ) M to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 3 years ago

How do you even install a toilet in such a tight space?

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How do you even install a toilet in such a tight space?

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SomeoneElseMod ( SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk ) M to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 3 years ago
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  • Cloudless ☼ ( cloudless@feddit.uk ) 
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    This one has shower built in.

    image of bathroom with shower and toilet

    Full listing, at around USD$214,000:

    https://www.28hse.com/en/buy/residential/property-2760538

    • SomeoneElseMod ( SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk ) OP
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      That is… lovely.

    • FaeDrifter ( FaeDrifter@midwest.social ) 
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      264sqft?? You’re paying almost $1000 per square foot…

      • Cloudless ☼ ( cloudless@feddit.uk ) 
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        In the city centre, the average price per square foot for apartments in Hong Kong is US$2,850

        Outside of city centre, the average is US$1,876.

        • FaeDrifter ( FaeDrifter@midwest.social ) 
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          Ooofff that hurts 😵‍💫

          Suddenly rent raises in the Midwest don’t look that bad anymore.

      • intelati ( intelati@programming.dev ) 
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        Ooh, Hong Kong.

        But also that’s worse than NYC(?)

        • Tavarin ( Tavarin@lemmy.ca ) 
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          Depends where in New York. Condos in Manhattan are over $2000 a sq. ft. Brooklyn is less than $700 a sq. ft.

      • Tavarin ( Tavarin@lemmy.ca ) 
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        New Toronto Condos go for over $1000 a sq ft USD. Cities are expensive.

    • kratoz29 ( kratoz29@lemm.ee ) 
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      Ahh, I also dream about pooping and taking a shower at the same time ☠️

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    deleted by creator

    • poppy ( poppy@lemm.ee ) 
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      I’m not big at all and I’m pretty sure my shoulders are wider that that “room”. Lol. I would have to walk in at an angle.

  • paper_clip ( paper_clip@kbin.social ) 
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    “In your nightmare, you urgently have to go, but the toilet keeps receding away from you…”

  • StarServal ( StarServal@kbin.social ) 
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    That must be a nightmare to clean.

    • moonsnotreal ( moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      Assuming they even clean it

  • LinkOpensChest_wav ( LinkOpensChest_wav@beehaw.org ) 
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    deleted by creator

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝 ( Emperor@feddit.uk ) 
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      That was my thinking. Or, if it’s a house conversion just bang a few walls in at random, job done. And no jobs would be getting done by me there as I suspect my head is too large for the space.

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  • Treczoks ( Treczoks@kbin.social ) 
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    Toilet not suitable for Americans.

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝 ( Emperor@feddit.uk ) 
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      Wide load?

    • Lexam ( Lexam@lemmy.ca ) 
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      You mean the nation that doesn’t even make the top ten when it comes to obesity?

      • Franzia ( Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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        You realize my fat ass is never gonna leave that room without the fire department intervening, right?

        • Treczoks ( Treczoks@kbin.social ) 
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          Which opens the question: How would you get in in the first place?

          • SnipingNinja ( SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net ) 
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            I assume when they really have to shit they get it done somehow?

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        It’s #11, and 1-10 are all teensy tiny countries.

  • myrmidex ( myrmidex@slrpnk.net ) 
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    Looks like something out of Trainspotting

    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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    Imagine moving in and then you get depression and eat like shit so you become too fat to reach the toilet and since you’re a depressed mess with no self respect you grease up the walls so you can push yourself fatly to the toilet.

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    There’s not even enough room to take off my shoes and socks.

  • Jay ( Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ) 
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    I’ll bet the plumber had to grease himself up to get in there and do that job.

    • Franzia ( Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      Twink plumber

  • Xylight (Photon dev) ( Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev ) 
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    The great hall of Toilet

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    Precision toilet

  • shiveyarbles ( shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 
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    If you touch the walls you die.

  • just_chill ( just_chill@jlai.lu ) 
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    I would like to retract my previous statement about how I don’t mind small toilets.
    They went the extra mile and installed nice looking tiles on the floor, which is nice. Alternatively, they separated a bathroom with toilets and showed into two rooms, which is usually good, but this particular version could have used a revision.

    • SomeoneElseMod ( SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk ) OP
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      I would have tagged you but I couldn’t remember your username! It’s the toilet you always dreamed of!

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    Practice your backstroke while you wipe.

    • WhipperSnapper ( WhipperSnapper@lemmy.ml ) 
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      I was trying to figure out how to wipe at all! Even if you stood all the way up, there’s hardly room for your arm to reach around.

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