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About 7.5 million “Baby Shark” bath toys are being recalled after multiple lacerations and puncture wounds were reported in children playing with them.
nevernevermore ( @nevernevermore@kbin.social ) 15•1 year agoowwwy sharp (do do do-do do-do do do)
VoxAdActa ( @VoxAdActa@kbin.social ) 9•1 year agoIt’s a shark. They knew what they were getting into. If they didn’t want danger, they’d have bought a duck or something.
jonne ( @jonne@infosec.pub ) 8•1 year agoThat reminds me that I need to find an r/nottheonion alternative on here.
Jamie ( @Jamie@jamie.moe ) 7•1 year ago"Twelve injuries have already been reported with Zuru’s full-sized Robo Alive Junior Baby Shark Sing & Swim Bath Toys — after children sat or fell on the now-recalled products. Nine of these cases required stitches or medical attention, according to a Thursday release from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. "
Ouch.
fsniper ( @fsniper@kbin.social ) 2•1 year agoWith this logic shouldn’t all of the lego brick be recalled and destroyed in the mount Doom?!?!?!
person ( @person@feddit.de ) English7•1 year agoThat “TRY ME” reads like a warning, I guess those kids couldn’t read
RichByy ( @RichByy@beehaw.org ) English4•1 year agoThat was the first thing I saw as well, lol. Actually reads more like a warning than an innocent: “Try me out :)”
Communist ( @communist@beehaw.org ) 6•1 year agoSharks are evolving. They used to only bite people, they’ve moved up to stabbing.
sydneybrokeit ( @sydneybrokeit@beehaw.org ) 5•1 year agoSomeone just made this up so that they could get it away from their kid, didn’t they?
I jest, but that would be funny.
Em Adespoton ( @adespoton@lemmy.ca ) English1•1 year agoThis really belongs in c/nottheonion….