imgonnatrythis ( @imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee ) 39•10 months agoListen honey, I frequently check the reddit dontputyourdickinthat sub, and if something ain’t listed there, you better believe I’m putting my dick in it. BTW I’m posting you there.
Well your username is certainly fitting.
Th4tGuyII ( @Th4tGuyII@kbin.social ) 11•10 months agoExactly. Humankind has put their dicks in all sorts of places they should never have gone into. An anus is the least of our problems
imgonnatrythis ( @imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee ) 3•10 months agoNot really in the problem category mate.
Th4tGuyII ( @Th4tGuyII@kbin.social ) 6•10 months agoPoor wording in my behalf, but I agree
Hadriscus ( @Hadriscus@lemm.ee ) 3•10 months agoI see it as more of… a solution
wheresmypillow ( @wheresmypillow@lemmy.one ) 13•10 months agoWe’re you born or a were you a bowel movement?
aeternum ( @aeternum@kbin.social ) 8•10 months agoa male penis? as opposed to a female penis?
idiomaddict ( @idiomaddict@feddit.de ) 14•10 months agoSuper homophobic, but very pro trans rights
Baggins [he/him] ( @baggins@lemmy.ca ) 8•10 months agoWhy did God make it feels so good then?
MxM111 ( @MxM111@kbin.social ) 13•10 months agoTo test your faith. And since God works in mysterious ways, you feel pleasure when actually this is pain. Repent your sins or burn in hell for eternity if you let penis into your ass even one time. God cares about you that much, that he will torture you forever!
Next question.
aeternum ( @aeternum@kbin.social ) 2•10 months agoI never understood that. If god is so caring and loving, why the fuck would he send you to hell for sinning whereby you would be tortured for eternity? Fuckin religions man.
MxM111 ( @MxM111@kbin.social ) 3•10 months agoBecause of mysterious ways.
Next question.
- argv_minus_one ( @argv_minus_one@beehaw.org ) 1•10 months ago
As I recall, the deal is that you’re disconnecting yourself from God; going it alone. And that is your right as a free being, which God respects…but Satan doesn’t, and promptly nabs your soul once it’s separated from your body and available for nabbing.
richieadler ( @richieadler@lemmy.myserv.one ) English4•10 months agoImaginary characters don’t do anything.
Gork ( @Gork@lemm.ee ) 1•10 months agoYeah she’s yucking our yum.
It’s goddamn amazing and I can never get enough of it.