- Chariotwheel ( @Chariotwheel@kbin.social ) 50•1 year ago
Oh, the ratio
- GenBlob ( @GenBlob@lemm.ee ) 49•1 year ago
And they always respond with something like “I only bought it because I had money to waste”. Bullshit, you wanted the attention.
- Steeve ( @Steeve@lemmy.ca ) 24•1 year ago
As someone who literally shits gold, not even I pay for twitter! (It’s a real condition I swear)
- Honytawk ( @Honytawk@lemmy.zip ) 18•1 year ago
Call your doctor, here is his phone number: 555-1234Honytawk
I will answer wearing a moustache.
- Sharkwellington ( @Sharkwellington@lemmy.one ) 7•1 year ago
You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.
- RIPandTERROR ( @RIPandTERROR@beehaw.org ) 9•1 year ago
Shit on me daddy
- KSP Atlas ( @KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ) 9•1 year ago
Unless you eat that much gold, you either have a supernova in your stomach or are violating the laws of thermodynamics
- Steeve ( @Steeve@lemmy.ca ) 7•1 year ago
You’re not a thermodynamics cop are ya?
- Texas_Hangover ( @Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee ) 4•1 year ago
How many shits do you have to take to buy a case of beer?
- anon_water ( @anon_water@lemmy.ml ) 16•1 year ago
I just uninstalled twitter.
- Roundcat ( @Roundcat@kbin.social ) 8•1 year ago
They’re both crazy
- joenforcer ( @joenforcer@midwest.social ) 5•1 year ago
I haven’t updated the Twitter app on my Android since the icon change, and I refuse to let it update. Still works fine.
- Tony! Toni! Toné! ☑️ ( @TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml ) 1•11 months ago
Is this loss?