Johanno ( @Johanno@feddit.de ) 26•10 months agoTechnically correct
The best kind
- argv_minus_one ( @argv_minus_one@beehaw.org ) 15•10 months ago
There are very few problems you can’t solve with a large enough explosion.
Malgas ( @Malgas@beehaw.org ) English6•10 months agoIf violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
—The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries, maxim 7
But also:
Pillage, then burn.
—ibid., maxim 1
Enitoni ( @enitoni@beehaw.org ) 2•10 months agoNice try, Megumin
bradorsomething ( @bradorsomething@ttrpg.network ) 9•10 months agoHelps you sort out which items are magical and which items weren’t.
Aegeus ( @Aegeus@ttrpg.network ) 7•10 months ago“If I had just one WISH, I’d WISH that all gold and weapons I could WISH for would
vanishvanWISH from shops nearby and appear before my feet to fulfill my dreams and WISHES. WISH that would work.”WISHWISHWISH
My players are about to hit level 17 sometime soon, send help
mxcory ( @mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English1•10 months agoThe wish works but there is a nearby weapon manufacturing district. The weapons from the warehouses suddenly appear all around the players. They now have to crawl over a giant pile of pointy weapons. And, the gold landed on the bottom of the pile out of reach.
acastcandream ( @acastcandream@beehaw.org ) 7•10 months agoPlague
meteorswarm ( @meteorswarm@beehaw.org ) 4•10 months agoYes, good
MonkderZweite ( @MonkderZweite@feddit.ch ) 4•10 months agoHow i wiped out my first ork occupied fortress in Gothic 3. The chaos was glorious!
Nalivai ( @Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de ) 4•10 months agoNot fireball?
I think we can also accept fireball