- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 6•1 year ago
Imagine that bull taking a dump in your car.
- imgonnatrythis ( @imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee ) 2•1 year ago
I’d rather imagine it taking a dump in his car. Partially because it means I have to use less imagination resources.
- roguetrick ( @roguetrick@kbin.social ) 2•1 year ago
You did notice that the entire right side of the car is covered in shit right?
- phx ( @phx@lemmy.ca ) 1•1 year ago
“Officer, you’ll have to excuse me, but this is bullshit”
“Sir, I assure you this is a perfectly legal sto…”
“No, like real bullshit. Howdy Doodee just dropped his namesake in the back seat and it’s starting to smell. Gimme a sec to grab a pan and shovel”
- magnetosphere ( @HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org ) English5•1 year ago
He has that yellow guard attached to his car, though, because Safety First!
- MonkderZweite ( @MonkderZweite@feddit.ch ) 3•1 year ago
That guard is both sides, to restrict movement, usually for treatment of claws and wounds.
Edit: ok, maybe not both sides here, but it originally was.
- MonkderZweite ( @MonkderZweite@feddit.ch ) 5•1 year ago
Add this to the sub with the most american things.
Hard to top the lady who smuggled a gun into a game in her fat folds and then managed to get shot by that gun.
- YurkshireLad ( @YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca ) English4•1 year ago
Mate, if you want to hang a pair of testicles from your rear bumper, buy the fake ones. This isn’t a ”size counts” thing. You don’t need to compensate.
- imgonnatrythis ( @imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee ) 3•1 year ago
This is where you buy the fancy warrantied shocks for just one side.
- rez ( @rez@kbin.social ) 2•1 year ago
isn’t this exact use case what they built the Heifer Occupied Vehicle lanes for?